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Drunken football sheila fan breaks the laws of physics in men’s bathroom

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One of the common things that men who are daunted by women like to use as a bloody strange badge of honour is the argument that at least they can pee standing up. Well, he hate to piss on their parade, but while i...

While Aussies swelter, North America is so f**ken cold that Niagara Falls has frozen over

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We spoke to you bloody legends the other day about the fact it was so hot here in Ozzyland you could cook a f**ken steak in a hot car. But it turns out that while we were bemoaning that bullsh*t, parts of the Northern...

Bloke flies 400kms to enjoy strangers bucks party he was accidentally invited to

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There’s no use denying that some dudes are just f**ken party animals. You all know the kind of beer-guzzling monster we’re talking about. With just the slightest reason for celebration, these mother**kers will get loo...

Bloke takes hilarious photos of his premature son doing ‘manly’ things

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One of the greatest things about having little ones is teaching them how to be grown-ups. It’s a bloody heart-warming activity to teach your little man how to do some of the awesome things you used to do as a young fe...

Mum nails daughter with her thong from a deadly long distance

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F**K YES! Whether you call ‘em thongs, flip-flops, pluggers or Japanese riding boots, we all know there’s nothing quite as deadly as a mum armed with a f**ken double-plugger. Deadset, it’s just a biological fact of li...

Millenials share a bunch of things “Gen Z” kids have never heard of

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There’s a great line in an old episode of the Simpsons where Grampa is talking to young Homer about the fact he’s getting old. When Homer denies it, Grampa says, “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it...

Meet the surfer sisters who are Called “The Kardashians of Australia”

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The Coffey Girls have been often referred to as the Australian version of the Kardashian’s and on face value you can kind of see why. A flick through Instagram will confirm the obvious visual appeal of the family, bu...

Bloke live tweets step son’s attempt to sneak sheila out of house

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There’s no denying it, step-parents get a pretty bad rap in pop culture. I mean, they’re usually trying to poison their step-children, sell them off to the highest bidder or straight up treat them like slaves. Fortuna...

Pommy tourists from hell visit New Zealand, thousands join forces to have them deported

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Ah, the British. There’s really two ways of looking at them. Depending on your perspective, they might be exceedingly posh b*stards who eat cucumber sandwiches, drink tea and look down their noses at everyone, or they...

Check out this awesome mailman’s tactic to stop thieves

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We’ve seen a fair few stories lately where thieves have targeted the mail. In particular, these dodgy buggers like to steal packages from outside the front of people’s houses. We all know it’s a d*ck move, even if the...

This toy photographer uses explosions to take awesome shots of action figurines

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It’s no secret that explosions can make anything better. As a starting point, we can always reference Michael Bay, but that’s a little bit clichéd and tired by this point, so let’s talk about some of the other things ...

Racists get trolled brilliantly by this Mexican airline ad

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If there’s one thing we can all pretty much agree on, it’s that racism is sh*t. Deadset, whether it’s the kind of racism that comes with bathrobes and a pointy hat, a shaved head and swastika tattoos, or the instituti...

Some of the funniest memes that mock the “10 year challenge”

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There’s been a lot said about the ten year challenge, particularly if you consider that it may well be designed to train facial recognition technology. Still, that hasn’t stopped people from having great fun with it, ...

Bloke has 15 beers pumped into his stomach in order to save his life

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Anyone who’s bloody anyone has heard stories of dudes, dudettes, blokes and blokettes needing their stomach pumped after a heavy night on the sauce. Sh*t, there’s probably more than a few of you out there who tell tha...

It’s so f*cken hot in Australia right now, a cafe has cooked a steak in a parked car

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In news every bit as surprising as water is wet, the sky is blue, and beer is f**ken delicious, Ozzyland is f**ken hot. Now, before you say, no sh*t, we’re gonna qualify that absurd claim for you. Ozzyland is in the m...