Women are being warned not to stick garlic in their vagina

Women are being warned not to stick garlic in their vagina

Back in the day, old wives tales were considered gospel in all matter of things. From spilled salt that will bring you bad luck. If ya ears are ringing, someone’s talking s**t about ya. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Pullin’ out a grey pube will make 10 more appear in its place and heaps of others. Some of them have a sound history or explanation, and other’s are deadset B.S. 

In 2019, the focus is on an old wives tale that says putting a garlic clove in ya lady cove will cure a yeast infection. 

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There has been a recent resurgence back to natural home remedies and keepin’ everything bloody organic etc, but gynecologist Dr. Jennifer Gunter has taken to Twitter explaining why sheilas shouldn’t shove garlic cloves up their Land Down Under’s.

Something that the “old wives” didn’t have back in the day? F**ken science.

Dr. Jen explained that garlic contains “allicin” and that it can have anti-fungal properties. BUT not the way the naturists are goin’ about it.

Garlic contains allicin, in THE LAB it MAY have antifungal (i.e. anti yeast) properties. This is in a lab, not even in mice. Just a dish of cells. Your vagina is not a dish of cells.

She also had a bit of a crack at the “Vagina Experts” who are sticking whole cloves up their whisker biscuits. She explained:

So for garlic to work you would have to crush it and stuff it up somehow. There is still the dirt thing. And the cut up garlic on raw tissues thing (OUCH). And the fishing of the garlic out by the gyno thing.

Check out the Twitterverse weighing in on puttin’ garlic cloves in ya sausage wallet.

The fact that #vaginaisanogarliczone was trending on Twitter?

What a time to be alive.

That’s quite a roomy fetus factory you’ve got there love!

These last two sheila’s are right on the money though:

Final Thought:

I’m glad I’ve got this platform to share important medical advice with the masses. Somehow though, I don’t reckon I’ll be eating a kebab with garlic sauce anytime soon.

Garlic will sort out vampire problems, we all know that (thanks Hollywood).

However, garlic will not sort out vagina problems. Garlic is a food source. Food goes in your mouth hole. Not your lady hole. Let’s be clear my sister’s –  if there is a problem with you Notorious V.A.G, ditch the veg and go see your Gyno.

H/T: Jen Gunter via Twitter & UniLad

All Twitter comments found at #vaginaisanogarliczone