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Dad mics up 4 year old son at Hockey practice to see what the f*** he does out there

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Amongst all the various video genres that have taken off since the internet could broadcast everyone’s inane 15 minutes of fame across the world, videos of little kids doing stupid s**t that could in no way ever come ...

This bloke was banned from Tinder after creating 60 profiles, here’s his best work

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I know there’s a lot of shelia’s out there complaining they can’t find a decent bloke. The nice guys might have been friend zoned already, and the a**hole ones you’ve already f**ked off and now ya single again. Mea...

Bloke pranks his best mate by setting up fake marriage proposal for his first date

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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody well love to give our best mates heaps of s**t. There’s no malice in it. In fact, the general rule of thumb is that the more bloody full-on the prank or the more vulgar the insult, the more...

Pilot expresses his boredom on 2 hour flight with flight path writing

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Remember sitting in maths at school, hating the f**k out of the class and ‘d**king’ your mate’s note-book? Ah, those were the days. Writing secret messages in the margins and then going about your business as if you’d...

Dead Humpback Whale has mysteriously turned up in the Amazon Rainforest

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Just like Pauline Hanson celebrating NAIDOC week, you can add this to the list of s**t you don’t see everyday. The carcass of a dead whale calf has been found. On Land. In the f**ken bush! The What the Actual F**k ...

The Internet has f***en blown up after Grandpa eats half a tin of paint he mistook for yoghurt

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If there was ever a casting for the "Should’ve gone to Specsavers" ad, this bloke should get a run for sure.  90 year old Bob was left with a mint green kisser after thinkin’ a pot of paint was f**ken yoghurt hahah...

People share hilarious stories of being caught by their parents “chokin’ the chicken”

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There are few thing is in this bloody world more certain than death and f**ken taxes. And the fact that horny teenage boys are gonna beat their bishops every chance they get is another one! It’s like your missus ta...

A bunch of things people didn’t know what the f*** they were, solved by the Internet

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No matter how bloody smart we think we are, there’s just no comparison for the combined knowledge of a hive-mind or a team of bloody awesome people. Just for the sake of it, think about all the people you’ve met or sp...

PETA sparks huge f***en backlash with anti-Steve Tweet on his Birthday

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Look, first of all, we get it PETA. We know what you’re trying to do – you wanted free publicity – and to a large extent, the fact we’re even talking about your bulls**t post about Steve ‘the bloody legend’ Irwin mean...

Fireman forced to rescue “compromised” bloke from massage parlour window

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Sometimes life is a bloody farce, isn’t it. Sometimes that sucks and you have to deal with the whole world laughing at you. Sometimes, though, it’s not you that’s being laughed at, it’s some other bugger. When that’s ...

Clever cat removes wooden bar and f***en unlocks door for owner

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As you probably know, we’re pretty bloody quick to brand all cats as c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Well, it might be time for us to rescind on that a little. The reason for that is an awesome little video that’s cur...

Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to the late Steve Irwin on 57th Birthday

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Today would’ve been Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He was a bloody phenomenal ambassador for all things wildlife, for our awesome country and just a great f**ken bloke.  Steve Irwin became a household name through va...

Sheila demands persuasive essay for her BJ services, bloke writes the mother of all essays

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The humble bj is indeed a pretty f**ken marvellous thing. Anyone who’s ever had one won’t need convincing otherwise. Unfortunately, for some blokes, getting some mouth to south resuscitation isn’t as simple as it look...

Bloke to sue wife after she posted about his micro willy on Reddit

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These two lovebirds married recently after a short courtship. During that time, they decided not to, aaah… take each other for a test-drive if ya know what I mean. Fast forward to the honeymoon where the couple wer...

Bloke shares the coolest s**t he has found on Google Earth

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Google Earth is pretty much the cheapest way to see the world. Deadset, from the comfort of your own living room, you can check out all sorts of cool s**t. Whether you want to see some of the finest man-made monuments...