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Aussie legend Sam Kerr flattens pitch invader with shoulder charge

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Pitch invaders have always occupied this kinda weird space between being sort of amusing and being total f**kwits. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we’d be lying if we said we’d never laughed at one, but we’d also be te...

Science has determined the world’s funniest joke, and here it is…

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Comedy. It’s bloody great. And, look, obviously, there’s a reason we feel especially attached to it, but it’s not only because it provides us an avenue to run this site. Yeah, nah, it’s because even in your darkest ho...

Australia’s richest person is mad at the lack of places she can moor her Super Yacht

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Life can be bloody tough for some people. Yeah, nah, no matter how you live some things in life just give you the s**ts and make you feel like the world is out to get you. You might not be able to find affordable acco...

Part of the Grand Canyon has just been discovered in Australia

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If there’s one thing people don’t talk about enough here in Australia, it’s Tassie. Yeah, nah, it’s the island state that looks like a badge – hence the euphemism a ‘map of Tassie’ – and it’s a pretty, picturesque and...

Strange cliff face appears to “lay eggs” every 30 years

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Yeah, look, we know that headline looks like a load of s**t, but we promise you it’s not. Yeah, nah, in China – and in other places around the world – there’s a geological phenomenon that sees mountains and cliff face...

Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

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There are days we really love the internet. This is one of them. Yeah, nah, it really is. Today, we get to bring you this absolute cracker of a story. It’s about a man who slipped and fell on an anti-tank explosive fr...

Scientists have given robots f*#@en terrifyingly realistic facial expressions

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Whether we like it or not, bloody robots are going to become a big part of our future, and that’s why we tend to pay a fair whack of attention to news that features robots and their wacky – and often terrifying – new ...

Controversial CEO fires 900 employees in one group video-chat call

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Running a business can be tough, we don’t think there’s any doubt about that. Yeah, nah, you’ve gotta make difficult decisions that affect other people, you’ve gotta manage the appearance of your business in the publi...

Mr Beast has recreated Squid Game for YouTube – and the winner gets 456 grand!

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Yeah, look, we’re not silly. We know most of you are probably all over Squid Game. S**t, we reckon there’s probably a fair bit of crossover with Ozzy fans and Mr Beast fans, but that doesn’t make this s**t any less im...

After hitting his taint, bloke ends up in hospital for 9 days with grade IV erection

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Ok, let’s talk boners. Obviously, inappropriate boners can be funny. At a certain age, they can strike at any time, but what we reckon plenty of you don’t know is that if you cop a hard enough strike to the perineum, ...

Shaquille O’Neill is showing off his body transformation – and “first six-pack in 39 years”!

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Anyone who’s followed Shaq’s career since he stopped playing ball knows that he got pretty chunky there for a while. Obviously, there’s no shame in that. If we had enjoyed the athletic success he had, we’d be smashing...

People are sharing “lifesaving” advice online and you need to check it out

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One of the things we love about the internet is that despite its reputation as a haven for trolls and s**tstirrers, there are just as many people on here who actually want to make the world a better place. Yeah, nah, ...

How an Aussie scientist determined whether farts spread disease

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You might remember a while back, in the early days of this whole Covid thing, that some people were wondering whether or not farts could spread the virus. Well, with the new Omicron variant doing the rounds, we reckon...

Crisis in Canada forces them to release 50 million pounds of maple syrup from their reserves

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When it comes to everyone’s favourite people, the bloody Canadians have to be right up there. Yeah, nah, Canadia’s a f**ken grouse place full of whimsy, politeness and maple syrup. Still, they’re not immune to disaste...

Bodybuilder takes second sex-doll wife on lavish honeymoon

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You probably remember the story about the bodybuilder who married a sex-doll. After all, it’s not like it’s a forgettable headline. Still, what you might not know is that the guy is now onto his second sex-doll marria...

Sheila sells her farts for $1000 bucks a jar!

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When it comes to ripping farts, we’ve always thought the old adage that more than two sniffs was greedy was more than fair. After all, most of us don’t even want one sniff of someone else’s brand. Still, the world tak...

What it’s like to grow up in the coldest place on Earth!

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We’re not gonna lie to you, the truth is that Australia has some pretty f**ken cold locales, but for the most part, us Australians are known for enjoying a warm climate. Yeah, nah, in Summer, the humidity means you sp...

Girlfriend left shocked by boyfriend’s dump towel

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We know this is always a bit of a contentious statement, but we reckon there are some things in a relationship that should remain private. Yeah, nah, there’s no way that everyone needs to hear your dirty laundry. Stil...

Epic road-rage incident sees fiery men resorting to swords and guns

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We’ll be honest, we’re not big road-ragers. Deadset, we’re not. We reckon it’s a bit of a waste of anger. Also, when you’re dealing with the kinda hotheads who like to fight people over a forgotten indicator or a brok...

Scientists have discovered a f#*@en skinless shark

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We all know that the depths of the ocean house a million weird and wonderful creatures. Some of these, according to scientists, are yet to be discovered. Some of them, are f**ked-up variations of creatures that are al...