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Spanish Prisoner Wakes Up In Body Bag After Being Declared Dead

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Bloody hell, this one’s a close call from Spain.  A prison inmate who failed to show up for morning roll call was declared dead by doctors only to wake up, like Jeff, in the nick of f***ing time.  Any longer and they’...

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” In A Different Key Proves Nirvana Could Have Been A Mega Pop Band

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Nirvana.  It’s probably pretty bloody fair to say we all know the story.  It’s probably even fairer to say they weren’t exactly known for their chipper and cheerful pop songs.  Well, a horrifying remix of seminal trac...

Ozzy Kid Makes Horror Discovery In School Sandpit During His Lunchbreak

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Ozzyland gets a pretty bad rap for its dangerous animals.  With all the crocodiles and snakes and spiders and scorpions and box jellyfish and cassowaries and blue-ringed octopuses and drop bears, it’s a wonder any of ...

Bouncer Knocks Out Two Blokes With Single Punches During Insane Brawl

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You could just tell from the look of him that this bouncer was not to be fu*ked with. But fu*k with him two drunken blokes did and they paid a hell of a price, as a result. This footage, taken outside Ink nightclub...

Bloke Spends Week Alone To Prove How Dangerous Loneliness Can Actually Be

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You know, sometimes the thought of a week alone sounds like a pretty bloody good thing, but you’ve got to ask yourself – does your understanding of the word ‘alone’ actually take into account foregoing your social med...

Aussie Bloke Returns To Car And Finds F*&ken Scary Note

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You know, it’s hardly ever good news to find a note left on your car. Whether it’s some filthy b*****d letting you know they’ve dinged it, some whinging b*****d having a whinge or some parking inspecting b*****d finin...

Bullied Girl Nicknamed “Thunder Thighs” Becomes Successful Fitness Model

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For anyone who's been to high school (and I'm hoping that's 100% of our readers, considering the mental sh*t that we write about here) it can be a bloody brutal place: kids can be mean little bast*rds and harsh words ...

Italian Bloke On Bicycle Uses Home Made Fireworks Launcher During Road Rage

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We love a bloody good road-rage incident here at Ozzyman Reviews, and this bizarre clash between a cyclist and two blokes on a moped from Italy is up there with the best of them. Check this sh** out! F** me sideway...

The Strategy to Win Monopoly Almost Every Single Time Has Been Shared Online

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Thanks to a huge range of clever and creative new titles on the market, board-games are cooler than they've ever been. Whether you're playing a shiny new game or an old classic like Monopoly, one thing hasn't changed....

‘Cash Me Ousside Girl’ Has Earned An Unbelievable Amount Of Money This Year

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This message goes out to all the hardworking men and women out there, the ones putting in the hours and working their arses off just to scrape by: you're doing it wrong. If you really want to get ahead, what you ne...

Bloke Gets Brutally Friend Zoned During Awkward Kiss Cam Segment

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We all know that guys are supposed to be tough. We know they’re supposed to be able to brush off emotion as weak-as-piss.  We know they’re supposed to see pain as only something that’ll pass like a mild bout of the ru...

Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Handing Themselves In

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It can’t be bloody easy working as a boy in blue these days. With all the technology scumbags and lowlifes everywhere have access to, you’d have to be coming up with all sorts of innovative techniques to make sure you...

This Hidden Google Chrome Message Probably Means You Watch Too Much Porn

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It's part of Christmas folklore that Santa Claus knows if you've been good or bad but does he know your internet search history? Well, Google Klaus sure does and if you're overdoing it on the porn, it's gonna let you ...

Mother Elephant ‘Salutes’ Rescuers Who Saved Her Baby

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We frequently visit India here at Ozzyman.com.  Unfortunately it’s usually because someone there has done something dumb or, worse, cruel to an animal.  We’re looking at you, people who threw Molotov cocktails at a ba...

Photographer Reveals The Story Behind THAT Photo Of The Snake-eating Frog

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Remember that bloody awesome photo we posted a while back that, depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty kind of person, showed a green tree frog either chowing down on or spewing up a snake?  Well,...