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Greta Thunberg’s famous speech has been transformed into a Swedish death metal song

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful boofheads, today, we’re starting our day off right: with a healthy dose of that Swedish death metal we all know and love. Forget following Entombed down the left-hand path to Opeth’s Da...

Japan has a robot sumo wrestling league and it’s bloody intense

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When you think of sumo wrestling, you probably don’t think of words like ‘speed’ or ‘agility’, and that’s okay. Not all sports have to be about pace and deftness. Sometimes leverage and power is important, but it seem...

Sheila has shared her cheap hack to stop spiders coming in her house

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As you know, we’ve got some pretty bloody heinous spiders here in Ozzyland. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not trying to brag, but we’re pretty proud of our eight-legged friends. Still, we can’t claim to be the only place ...

Bloody brilliant video shows sleeping Octopus changing colours while dreaming

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By this stage, pretty much everyone and their dog knows that Octopuses are pretty bloody clever animals. They’ve got problem-solving skills, the ability to change their colour, the ability to reshape their bodies in g...

Passengers organise ‘whip-around’ for staff who just found out they’re redundant

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You may or may not be aware, but Thomas Cook, one of the UK’s bigger airlines has been doing it a bit tough recently. And, to be fair, there’s been loads of s**t going on. We’re not here to focus on all the ins and ou...

Step Brothers is still a fan-favourite and with quotes like this it’s easy to see why

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For those of us of a certain vintage, it’s pretty bloody difficult to forget the glut of character-driven comedies popularised by the stars of Saturday Night Live. Some, obviously, were better than others, but you’ve ...

MegaBots’ 15-foot battle robots are up for sale on eBay!

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On the face of it, there’s probably not too many things are cooler than the prospect of giant robots fighting each other to the death, even if those robots are piloted by people. That’s probably why the initial excite...

It turns out this viral AI tool has become racist

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One of the things we humans often praise ourselves for is our brilliance at developing sophisticated technology. Deadset, we’re always patting ourselves on the back and saying, ‘have a look at this cool s**t, bro.’ Ho...

Photographer shoots same pics with iPhone 11 camera and pro DSLR, compares results

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As you’re no doubt aware, the new iPhone 11 is out and it’s got a whole new whizz-bang camera set-up. We’re not techies, so we don’t really know the ins and outs of it, but you’re bound to have an Apple devotee in you...

Sheila abandons adopted 11y/o, claims girl was actually 22y/o sociopath

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All right, ya big scaredy-cats, we know Halloween isn’t here for another month or so, but if this story isn’t one that gets the hairs on the back of your neck standing to attention, we reckon you’ve either got balls o...

Politician sues Youtuber who released video calling him a ‘dense humpty dumpty’

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As you may be aware, politics in Ozzyland can be a bloody strange place. Obviously, it’s rife with backstabbing, baby-hugging and hardhat-wearing d-bags who love nothing more getting paid s**t-tonnes of money for doin...

World’s first A.I blowjob toy “AutoBlow” is now available for purchase

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Back in December last year, we bought you the news that the AutoBlow Artificial Intelligence penis sucking machine was ready to be developed, after climaxing 500% well above their Crowdfunding financial target. That's...

Wolf casually watches on as two bears throw fists on the side of highway

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Ooohhhyyyeaahhhh! It’s natural world fight-time, ya big bloody beautiful legends, and you know we love natural world fight-time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. In this edition, we’re the lucky spectators at a proper battle ...

Emergency call operators tell bloody crazy stories about people who had to ask for help in code

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For the sake of convenience, we’re just going to assume that everyone out there in the comments section has seen movies before. On top of that, we’re going to assume you’ve all seen the kinds of movies that have someo...

Sheila gate crashes son’s maths class to stop him being disrespectful to teachers

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Everyone knows that teenagers can be a little bit difficult. In particular, those teens around the age of thirteen to fourteen can be deadset little s**tbags. Don’t get us wrong, they can be bloody awesome and we shou...