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The theme park ride ‘Gyro Drop’ going viral right now is fake
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Just the other day, footage of what seriously looked like the best bloody ride on the planet went viral. Purporting to be the Gyro Drop from South Korea’s Lotte World, it showed a freakin’ awesome ride in the style of...
Bloke creates chat-bot to text with his girlfriend while he’s at work
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As you’re probably aware, we spend a lot of time on the internet at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s kind of our job, but amongst the drunk Russians, the fake text conversations and the vids of doggos being awesome, the interne...
This 20-foot inflatable boat is too big for the pool but it’s got a esky built in!
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Anyone studying literature in high school is probably going to come across the topic of the American dream from time to time. To be honest, we’re still not exactly sure what it is, but we do know that the version of i...
This Cheeky monkey photobombs a family photo and flips them the bird!
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If you’ve been reading Ozzy Man Reviews for a while, you know full-well what we think of monkeys. To put it simply, we don’t trust the buggers. Not only are they dodgy little thieves, they’re also recklessly violent –...
Keanu Reeves reacts to finally finding out that he is the ‘Internet’s boyfriend’
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In case you hadn’t realised, the 90s are back in a big way. Loads of cool stuff from the 90s is coming back around. Riding that crest is none other than one of the 90s' most legendary stars, Keanu Reeves. However, in ...
Elon Musk says Tesla have designed an underwater James Bond-style car
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We love a bit of Elon here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, ever since he’s been hitting the bongs and taking his place amongst the world’s greatest memelords, he’s been even better value than he ever was before. And he’...
Justin Bieber backtracks on his MMA fight with Tom Cruise
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Everyone knows a bloody Terry. Deadset, Terry tough-nuts are everywhere. You can usually spot ‘em by the fact they’re the little bloke in a group. Despite that, though, their diminutive stature is often belied by the ...
Glass skydeck 103 floors high cracks under visitors’ feet
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If you cast your mind back through the aeons, you might just remember footage of a funny little prank we brought to you from a glass skywalk in China. If you recall it, you’ll know it was the one where the glass ‘shat...
These water-activated street murals come alive when it rains
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Unless you’re a farmer out in the big dry, you can usually be forgiven for thinking that rain is actually a bit crap. If you’re a sheila, it makes your hair go frizzier than a freshly shampooed muff, and if you’re a b...
A sheila chugged an entire bottle of Cognac rather than hand it to airport security
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If you’ve ever been through an airport, you’ll be aware that customs people are some of the most joyless, miserable and hard-to-please blokes and blokettes on the planet. It doesn’t matter where you are, there’s just ...
There’s now a perfume released for people who want to smell like semen
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When people wanna raise confident kids, you tell 'em that you can do anything your put your mind too. We tell the lil snots if they work hard, dreams can come true. This kinda parenting advice is tops, unless your kid...
Russia has invented the Booty Slappin’ Championships
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Did any of you legends see the clips of the Male Slapping Championships? It's a competition where big Russian and Serbian blokes slap each other in the face until someone calls Uncle... It's bloody brutal and funny as...
Plane passenger opens emergency exit door thinking it was the toilet
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Even at the best of times, flying is about as enjoyable as getting swarmed by a bloody deluge of mozzies. The seats are squishy, the food is terrible and every now and then, some flamin’ galah opens the emergency exit...
MIke Tyson is building a 407-acre weed holiday resort
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If you’re the kind of bloke who loves to chill out to the sound of a bubbling bong, you might be pretty keen on seeing exactly what boxing legend and weed aficionado Mike Tyson has been cooking up for his next-flamin-...
You can now share a brewski with your good boi thanks to these non-alcoholic beers
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Mate, if there’s one thing we love to share with the boys here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a couple of cold brewskis. There really is nothing better than chilling out with your mates, knocking some cold ones on the head...
Cat fitted with four bionic paws after losing limbs to frostbite
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We’ve all heard the saying ‘cats always land on their feet,’ right? Well, while that always turns out to be true when you throw the neighbour’s annoying cat back over the fence, it’s also true on a deeper and cheesier...
Justin Bieber has challenged Tom Cruise to a fight in the octagon
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Don’t ever let anyone tell you the world is not a crazy place. Deadset. We’re looking at this story and we’re shaking our heads and we’re wondering just what mind-bending lunacy the gods of Hollywood social media will...
Sheila posts CCTV video showing ‘Dobby’ looking creature in her driveway
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Most people who are familiar with the Harry Potter movies know exactly who Dobby is. If you have no inclination to watch Harry Potter, he’s that little elf thing that looks way more like a goblin than an elf. Anyway, ...
Dad kicked out of the delivery room by nurse for making rude jokes
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Back in the day, or so it seems, no bloke worth his salt was ever seen in the delivery room when the missus was squeezing out a fresh cherub. They just sat outside the door, slowly getting sloshed and preparing their ...
Honest illustrations depict what really happens in long term relationships
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Anyone who’s either in a long-term relationship or has experienced one knows that it’s not quite the same as dating in the early days. While that s**t’s all about making sure you iron your shirts, pluck your ear-hairs...
