This 20-foot inflatable boat is too big for the pool but it’s got a esky built in!
Anyone studying literature in high school is probably going to come across the topic of the American dream from time to time. To be honest, we’re still not exactly sure what it is, but we do know that the version of it that the bloody good authors like Steinbeck showed us was nothing but a bloody lie. Here in Ozzyland, we’re not gonna do that to you. Yeah, nah, our dream is simple. Get a few cold ones, chuck ‘em in the boat’s built-in esky and take to the water.
Obviously, there’s a school of thought that says, ‘well hang on a minute, Ozzy, that sounds just as unattainable as the dream that ended up killing poor Lenny.’ And, yeah, we hear you. But don’t get your knickers in twist. You haven’t got all the information yet!
How’s this? Thanks to Amazon, you can do this for just over 300 Ozzy dollarydoos. All you need to do is go and buy the Inflatable Bay Breeze Boat Party Island. This inflatable speedboat comes with a built-in esky. If you wanna know what that is, it’s a bloody cooler. If anyone tells you it’s also known as a chilly-bin, tell ‘em to get nicked.
Deadset, though, this bloody inflatable party-machine comes with an esky, cup holders and room for six mates. It’ll make cruising the crocodile-infested waters of the north a bloody dream and navigating the bull shark-riddled canals of the Gold Coast a treat.
If you’re wondering whether this is for you – and we know this is veering into advertising copy – all you really need to ask yourself is whether or not you enjoy getting bloody sloshed while helming a water-borne vessel.
To that, we say, giddy-up and pass us a brewski, ya big legends!
Final thought: Look, we’re not trying to sell you stuff. We don’t get any bonuses from this. It’s not like they’re our product. We just reckon that if Ozzy’s fans wanna live the attainable Ozzy dream, this is a great place to start. And if you’re under 18, you can still pack it with cordial.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation 9
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