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Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers

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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available

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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...

Check out this flash-as-f**k Japanese gaming toilet design

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We’ve spoken before about the fact people love to figuratively – and literally – crush candy on the dunny. And let’s be honest, you all do it. Back in the day, it used to be a great place to read the newspaper or a ch...

Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms

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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...

9-year-old kid attempts to rob jewellery store armed with toy gun but fails miserably

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You’ve probably heard a million old farts talking about the bloody kids these days. “They’re outta control,” they’ll say. “They just need a good kick in the arse,” they reckon. “They’ve got no respect,” they whinge. W...

P*ssed sheila gets arrested for twerking on police officer

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I betcha when most people sign up for the police academy, that have dreams of solving crimes, protecting the vulnerable and basically doing good stuff for the community. It's gotta be a tough gig, ruthless hours, not ...

Vegan ‘influencer’ gets caught eating fish and awkwardly tries to hide it on camera

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Look, we all know that one bloke – even if it’s usually a sheila – who claims to be a vegetarian or a vegan but eats f**ken fish or chicken because it’s not ‘meat’. It f**ks us how that one works, but you know, fair g...

19 year old spikes co-workers drinks with LSD to “remove negative energy”

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Work can sometimes be a pretty boring place, particularly if you hate your job or your boss is a w**ker. You spend a heap of time with your workmates, so the quality of the people around you will definitely impact how...

Bloke skipped work for 6 years straight and nobody noticed until he won an award

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If you haven’t chucked a sickie from work, are you even an Ozzy? Bonus points if it’s for somethin’ like the Melbourne Cup, or tackin’ an extra day onto an already long weekend. Chuckin’ a sickie is a right of passage...

These photos of the unseen side of things will change the way you see the world

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It’s probably a pretty fair statement to say that the world runs on a need to know basis. If you don’t actually need to know something for your career, your interests or your general wellbeing, you probably don’t know...

Bloke spends 100+ hours single-handedly playing Lord of the Rings song on 13 cellos

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If there’s one positive we can honestly say about the nerds of the world, it’s that they’re quite often a very talented and very dedicated bunch of weirdos. Deadset, while you might question their taste in novels, mov...

“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus

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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...

Adults reveal childhood memories of things they assumed only rich people had

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Money is a pretty interesting thing. Depending on how much you have, you may have a completely different understanding of it to someone else. And, yeah, we know that’s a bit of a no-brainer, but the reality is that fo...

Couple from Florida earned the title “bogan wedding of the year” in f***en style

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There’s a lot to be said for finding true happiness with the one you love. Finding someone who can share your hobbies with you. Who can just be happy with you in your favourite places. Someone who gets hard over the s...

Bloke tricked Facebook and Google into paying him $172 million

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We’ve all heard of get-rich-quick schemes, but even though most of us probably harbour something of a desire to make one work, not many of us really think they’re all they’re cracked up to be. Sometimes, though, these...

Keanu Reeves organises road trip for stranded passengers after emergency flight landing

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We all know that Keanu Reeves is one cool mother**ker. No s**t, it was only a couple of days ago that me and the missus were watching John Wick 2 and talking about some of the awesome things we’d read that Reeves does...

Old bloke delivers greatest photobomb of all time during model photoshoot

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Photo bombing has become an enjoyable past time, sticking ya mug in where it's not wanted for a laugh... Or getting s**t-faced and crashing all ya sister's wedding photos etc. While these forced attempts are all in go...

Employee sues ‘bully’ boss for $1.8 million due to excessive farting in the workplace

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Most of the blokes out there, and a few of the sheilas as well, will know exactly what the fart game is. S**t, even Eddie Murphy spoke about the fart game in Delirious. It’s not exactly anything new, and if your old m...

Bloke deliberately breaks a s**tload of dumb laws in front of the police

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You might remember Vice’s Pommy reporter Oobah Butler. He’s the bloke who got his dodgy restaurant to the Number 1 position on Tripadviser’s best restaurants in London list. Well, he’s f**ken back. This time, though, ...