Check out this flash-as-f**k Japanese gaming toilet design
We’ve spoken before about the fact people love to figuratively – and literally – crush candy on the dunny. And let’s be honest, you all do it. Back in the day, it used to be a great place to read the newspaper or a chapter of your novel, but these days, the shitter is all about playing games while you lay some cable. As always, we can count on our legendary mates in Japan to take that idea to the extreme. Deadset, have a f**ken squiz at this. It really is the throne of all gaming seats…
Now, we know the Japanese are the kings of crazy ideas like this, and for us, that works. We’ve spoken time and time again about how awesome a lot of their s**t is. If they need to have a form of expression that works out a few kinks, they’ve really earned it.
This thunderbox – as designed by Illustrator Peter – is, sadly, only his vision of the ultimate gaming toilet. We’re all for it, though. We’ve only seen the pictures, and we already reckon it’s better than that old classic ‘Try not to get skid marks on the porcelain.’
Deadset, this thing is gonna make leaving a few gorilla fingers in the pond a whole new experience. It’s gonna make dropping the potatoes in the crock pot a whole lotta fun. It’s gonna make liberating the brown trout your favourite new pastime.
Anyway, this thing’s got it all: an ergonomic seat, a stylish modern theme, support for your hamstrings and arse-cheeks, and somewhere to rest your earphones. That’s nothing, but, there’s a bloody PS4 strapped to the front face, a charging cord and a Wi-Fi router. And that doesn’t even cover the flashing lights.
— 絵を描くPETER (@peter6409) March 14, 2019
Final thought: What’s left to say? We would one-hundred per cent, bust a grumpy on this thing. What about you? What does your dream s**tter look like?
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