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Just another day in the life of Italian millionaire Gianluca Vacchi…
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You know, no matter how dodgy most of the notorious trust-fund millionaires seem to be, you have to admit that it’d be bloody nice to freely spend your time doing, well, whatever the bloody hell you want. That's prett...
Top bloke discovers whether sharks can really smell blood in the water
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We’ve all heard that if there’s one thing you don’t want to do in the ocean, it’s bleed. And, let’s not muck around here, we all know why. F**ken sharks. Deadset, we’ve seen it in movies, we’ve talked about it when we...
Bloke who lied his way into NFL returned an 86-yard punt to score a touchdown
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Anyone with half a heart would probably tell you they love a good rags to riches story. And when we say probably, we mean definitely. People definitely love rags to riches stories. Honestly, have you ever heard anyone...
Photographer captures heartbreaking images of deer with severe skin condition
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We reckon it’s a fair bet that if you had to picture a deer, you’d picture a fairly graceful looking animal. It’d have a nice plush coat, a meek manner and a woodland aesthetic that’d put it right at home with the pix...
Sheila slammed for washing her Monthly-Stained knickers in hotel kettle
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Just when you thought you'd seen it all. This spew worthy Reddit post has been making the rounds again after being posted over a year ago. No less cringy and certainly not more acceptable the second go 'round, but it ...
YouTuber under investigation after accidentally uploading footage of her spitting on and hitting her dog
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We’ve often said that we now live in a world where any foot you put wrong can be filmed and quickly uploaded to the internet. The result of that can be pretty extreme. Obviously, there’s the humiliation that can come ...
Disney announces Home Alone reboot and Macaulay Culkin responds
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Any 90s kid who didn’t watch Home Alone 50,000 friggen times can’t really claim to be a 90s kid. It’s basically the staple-diet kids’ film of a generation and it’s remained a classic for that reason. So, it’s probably...
This maths equation is dividing the internet
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Maths is a bloody funny subject. Seemingly obeying no laws but its arbitrary own ones, it’s the kinda thing you either love or hate. Obviously, we all know that your basic add, minus, divide and multiply is pretty sta...
Archaeologists have discovered a long-lost Viking drinking hall
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If you’ve ever watched Vikings, you know all-too-well that the Vikings loved invading Britain and its associated parts almost as much as they loved a bloody good fight and a bloody good beer. In fact, one of the place...
Bloke found covered in curry sauce after drunkenly breaking into chip shop
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We’ve all had a good chuckle and chortle as we’ve gotten up to drunken shenanigans, but there comes a time in a man’s life when he should probably stop to take a look at himself and reflect on his levels of drunken be...
This sheila claims shes raking in $30k per month thanks to her sugar-daddies
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We’re pretty sure that most of you blokes in the Facebook comments are familiar with the concept of the sugar-daddy. Put simply, you earn bloody billions and then you pay young ladies to hang out with you in exchange ...
Sheila shares addictive technique that helped her stop the urge to cut herself
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You know, the world’s not always a bloody lovely place. Sometimes you feel down. Sometimes you feel like s**t and you really don’t know why. Of course, we don’t all have good ways of dealing with the stress that can c...
Bloke throws fridge down cliff before cops make him go and get it
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If you’ve ever watched My Name is Earl, you know that karma is a bloody bitch. Deadset, you throw some negative ju-ju out into the universe and then fate gives you a solid backhand and tells you not to be such a dick....
Bloke so upset by the sound of chewing, he hasn’t spoken to his family in years
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Let’s be honest, we all have our quirks and eccentricities. Usually, though, we find ways to manage them or to cope. In some circles, we might even call that kind of thing ‘growing up’. Don’t get us wrong, we know tha...
Bindi Irwin pens heartfelt message about her wedding to her Bloody Legend Dad, Steve!
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It’s no secret that we bloody well love Steve ‘Bloody Legend’ Irwin on this site. Of course, we can’t claim the copyright on that, he’s pretty much one of the most universally loved blokes ever, but there’s probably n...
Watch the hoverboard inventor fly across English Channel
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Mate, if there’s anyone in the world right now who deserves a rousing F**K YES, MATE, F**K YES, it’s absolutely, positively gotta be French inventor Franky Zapata. This bloody legend has successfully crossed the Engli...
Farmer proposes to girlfriend with an engagement ring on a cow’s udder
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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful legends, how ya going? Hopefully, you’re doing mighty fine and you’re loving life. If you’re not, this udderly ridiculous story of rural romance oughtta cheer you right up. A picture that...
Bloke sent to Destination F**ked after spitting on the wrong one
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Anyone who was raised right knows that spitting on another bloke means it’s time throw fists. Deadset, there’s probably no faster way to guarantee a friggen fracas than hocking a loogie on someone. Obviously, there’s ...
Footage shows elephant trying to rip off sheila’s bikini
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You know, we’re pretty bloody careful watchdogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Some get past us, but we’re on the ball when it comes to knowing trickery when we see it. That’s why reports that this bikini-model’s wardrobe ...
Chinese kid sticks needle in his wanger to ‘keep himself awake’
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All right, we know some of you have some pretty tried and trusted mechanisms for pulling all night study sessions, but we’ll bet none of you have added new meaning to the term ‘prick’ in the way this 12-year-old Chine...
