This sheila claims shes raking in $30k per month thanks to her sugar-daddies
We’re pretty sure that most of you blokes in the Facebook comments are familiar with the concept of the sugar-daddy. Put simply, you earn bloody billions and then you pay young ladies to hang out with you in exchange for cold hard cash. And why not, it’s gotta be better than the cold hard lack of love they got from their own fathers. Anyway, while there’s obviously a generous salary on offer for sugar-babies, the figures this lass is talking have got us reconsidering our careers…
Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful legends. Meet Chloe Hyams.
She lives in London and she’s a student. If you’ve ever been a student, then we’re sure you know that means she shouldn’t have a pot to piss in.
You’d be bloody mistaken in this instance, though. She reckons that she can ‘earn’ up to 18,000 Pommy pounds a month from up to six sugar-daddies.
Given that, we’re gonna guess she’s not eating the homebrand two-minute noodles. Yeah, nah, far from it. She’s living bloody large thank to the fancy trips, fancy jewellery and fancy meals she’s showered with.
She decided to become a sugar-baby just before uni started. “I decided to become a sugar baby during the summer holidays before I began university, as I was very concerned about money and this seemed like a very attractive option.” Yeah, no joke, right?
“The amount of sugar daddies I see a month is dependent upon my university schedule, during term time I will see between one to two a month, however when I’m not at university that amount could vary anywhere between four to six a month.”
Of course, that leads to the obvious inherent question. What do her parents reckon? Well, here’s the catch: they don’t. The cheeky sheila hasn’t told ‘em. Still, she says that’s not because what she does is suss. “All of my arrangements have been completely platonic and are based solely on companionship. In future I would like a relationship, but not with a sugar daddy.”
If any of the sheilas out there want to know how to live the dream and make this happen, Chloe reckons you have to be, “a young, ambitious and attractive female, who has clear, outlined goals and desires, and enjoys the company of older and wiser men, whom you can learn from.”
Piece of piss, then, really.
Final thought: Look, you know we give everyone a fair jostle of the joystick here at Ozzy Man reviews, but there’s a simple rule in life we reckon applies here. If you wouldn’t want your parents to know, you’re probably up to no good. What do you blokes and blokettes reckon about this line of work and would you get into it?
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