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‘World’s Loneliest Killer Whale’ filmed bashing head against enclosure as a result of stress

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Yeah, f**k, we’re gonna start this one off with a bit of a trigger warning. We know a lot of you f**kers out there in the comments section love animals as much as we do. As a result, this s**t will p**s you off. It ce...

Sheila finds video of boyfriend mocking the breakfast she made him

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Mate, if there’s one thing in life you just shouldn’t do, it’s be an unappreciative f**ker. Yeah, nah, we’re big believers in showing gratitude for those who’ve done you a f**ken solid, and we can’t believe the bloody...

Thousands watch terrifying cat moment

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Just a few days ago, we found ourselves talking about how f**ken good it is that fans are back in sporting stadiums across much of the world, and right now, after its death-defying dramatics, we reckon the cat in this...

Some f@*#en gems found on Quora

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As you probably know, the closing of Yahoo! Answers was a bit of a sad one for big fans of dumb questions. Fortunately, Quora is still carrying the flaming torch of stupidity into the future with its insistence on let...

Scammer gets trolled so badly, they beg the person to stop responding

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Yeah, look, we’ve got a bloody viral text exchange for you lot here again today, and as always, we’re just gonna roll with it. We all know that the truth behind them can be a little fluid, but at the end of the day, t...

Sacha Baron Cohen confirms the return of Ali G

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Yeah, look, we’re not really sure we need to introduce you big bloody bewdiful legends to Ali G, but we’re a goodhearted bunch and we reckon that maybe – just maybe – someone out there in the comments section isn’t qu...

The 2021 Comedy wildlife photo finalists are in

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One of the greatest annual traditions we look forward to at Ozzy Man Reviews is the announcement of the Comedy Wildlife Photo finalists. Yeah, nah, we’re big bloody fans of wildlife here, and, funnily enough, we’re al...

Sheila becomes the true hero of the US Open when she chugs two beers and goes viral!

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Let’s be honest, if there’s one thing we’ve learned from sports in the era of Covid, it’s that it really is all about the fans. Don’t get us wrong; we’ve still seen some big events play out, but without the atmosphere...

Football Fans cause Earthquake after return of their team and Metallica’s ENTER SANDMAN

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F**k, we’ve already spoken about the bloody joy of having fans in football stadiums in another recent article, but there’s an awful lot of joy to go around and we’re not done yet. Yeah, nah, the tennis isn’t the only ...

Family of rescued Aussie toddler invite renowned Aussie celeb for booze and ‘bags’ on live TV

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If you follow the news here in Ozzyland, you’ll know that the last few days have been an interesting one for the family of missing toddler Anthony 'AJ' Elfalak. Yeah, nah, in a bloody terrifying ordeal, the little tin...

The moment a terrified TV presenter was held at gunpoint and asked to debate with Taliban soldiers

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If you know your s**t and have a passing interest in the media, you might well be aware of a famous quote from Hiram Johnson. If not, he once said that ‘The first casualty, when war comes, is the truth.’ We reckon tha...

Kids play ultimate Simpsons prank on school board meeting

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a bloody harmless prank. Yeah, nah, we’re not too keen on some of what passes as a ‘prank’ these days, but when it comes to classics like the old pun name tr...

New Zealand minister’s TV interview interrupted by son who found a carrot that looks like a wang

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We’re gonna take a stab in the dark here, and reckon that most of the people in our audience are the kind of people who can find humour in life’s small joys. You know, like a cock-shaped carrot. If so, that means you’...

Video shows smoke pouring from Alligator after eating a drone

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It’s pretty well-documented that crocodiles and alligators are not to be f**ked with, but did you know that you should also be really f**ken careful when trying to take clever drone-photos of ‘em? Yeah, nah, us neithe...

This guy quit his $100k per year gig to beg for a job with Logan Paul

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It’s probably fair to say you’ve heard of Logan Paul. After all, you’ve got the internet, and it’s not like he’s an unknown these days. Yeah, nah, he’s a pretty famous bloke, and with that comes a bit of hero worship....

Tiktok user unknowingly held the world’s most venomous octopus while in Bali

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If you’ve followed us for a while, you’ll know we feature bloody octopuses on here every now and then. Fortunately, though, we usually get to have a look at how clever they are. What you might now know about our cepha...

People are changing their iPhone location to France

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F**ken bonjour and all that, you big bloody legends. We’ve just found out that some of you checking out this site on your old-school iPhone might have tricked the bloody thing to thinking you’re reading us in France. ...

Bloke who broke record for staying in quietest room in the world tells of his trippy af experience…

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Peace and quiet. Some of us bloody love it. Others prefer a bit of atmospheric noise. But, and we mean this sincerely, have you ever considered what absolute quiet might sound like? If you have, and you reckon you wan...

Bloke’s spreadsheet of friend’s income has people going off about “Broke Bobby” who makes $125k a year

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Depending on the way you see the world and how much you value common sense s**t, you may or may not keep track of how much money your friends make. If we’re honest, we’re really hoping you don’t. Yeah, nah, that sort ...

NSW farmer uses sheep art to provide stunning heartfelt tribute to late aunt

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Art’s a bloody bewdiful thing. Yeah, nah, no matter the medium, it can be used to communicate all sorts of messages and convey all sorts of emotions. And, while we’re not trying to sound all soppy, it’s pretty f**ken ...