Ozzy Man

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Racist Facebook Page Mistakes Bus Seats For Burqa-Clad Women, Goes Into Meltdown

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There's an old, popular saying: "Show me a racist person and I'll show you a fu*king moron." OK, so it's not very old or popular (considering the fact that I just made it up) but it is true, nonetheless. And this stor...

Tourist Who Teased Bear By Dangling Food Just Out Of Reach Gets Caught And Mauled To Sh*t

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VIEWER DISCRETION: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BLOODY HORRIFIC. PROCEED WITH CAUTION [AND NOT WHILE EATING, I RECKON]... The day has arrived where a bear brutally and mercilessly mauls a tourist after he had been teasing it...

Facebook Forced To Shutdown AI Robots After They Invent Their Own Language

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Meet Bob and Alice. Two artificial intelligence chatbots created by researchers at the Facebook AI Research Lab, also known as “FAIR.” Or, if your hats are tinfoil-based, “SKYNET.” Both Bob and Alice were tasked with ...

Four Sets Of Identical Twins Pull Off Epic Time Travel Prank On New York Subway

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Usually, when I see the word 'prank' in the title of a video, I shudder at the thought of yet another fake, scripted piece of bullsh*t that solely relies on actors and invariably leaves their audience disappointed. Bu...

Giant Crocodile Returns Man’s Body After Being Summoned By A Witch Doctor

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Saltwater crocs are amongst the scariest reptiles on the planet. Highly territorial, these beasts treat humans like prey and deliver a bite force of 3,700 pounds per square inch (psi) or 16,460 newtons. Let’s put that...

Chilling Footage Shows Man Holding The World’s Deadliest Spider

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Arachnophobes, look away now. Some bloke in Brazil has uploaded a video of himself holding one of the world's most deadly spiders and allowing it to crawl menacingly up his arm. In an attempt to dispel the myth ...

There Is A Park Full Of Giant Penises In South Korea

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Known as a mostly conservative nation, there is one site in South Korea that throws this reputation into jeopardy! Welcome to Haesindang Park. Set amongst the beautiful rainforest and boasting superb ocean vistas, ...

Ozzy Man Reviews: Game of Thrones – Season 7 Episode 1

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Aaaaaaaaand Game of Thrones Season 7 has commenced you big bloody pack of legendary wankers! Welcome back. Welcome back everyone. Grab a beer from the bar fridge on your way in. I hope you've all enjoyed your time ...

Aussie Legend Checks In A Single Can Of Beer For His Cross-Country Flight

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Beer: it's the best fu*king drink in the world and while all beers are delicious (yes, even you, Fosters) every beer drinker has their favourite brand. What lengths would you go to in order to enjoy your preferred ...

Cyclist Gets Brutally Mowed Down By Car, The Internet Is Divided As To Who Is At Fault

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A video has emerged of a road rage incident and the internet is divided as to who's at fault: some people are calling the driver a lunatic while others have pointed out what an assh*le the cyclist was being and that h...

You Can Now Live Like A Drug Lord And Stay In Pablo Escobar’s Former Mansion

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If you still haven't seen the Netflix show Narcos, you should definitely get amongst it: it's one of the best pieces of telly knocking about at the moment. Based on the game of cat-and-mouse played by cocaine king...

Bloke Trying To Sell His Skoda Is Being Flooded With Offers From ‘Celebrities’

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Selling anything online can be a bit of a nightmare and as a general rule, the bigger the item, the bigger the nightmare. Recently, I've been trying to get rid of a flat screen TV and although the ad states the price ...

Pompeii Man Appears To Have Been Wanking As He Died From Mt Vesuvius Eruption

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If you were certain that your world was coming to an end, how would you spend your last few moments on earth? Would you go into shock and whimper in a corner until it was all over? Perhaps you'd call loved ones to say...

Girl Puts Doll’s Eye Into Her Own Eye Socket, Immediately Regrets Decision

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Since Barbie was launched in 1959, a lot of little girls (and little boys) have idolised the iconic doll and wanted to be like her. While this is quite common, most people grow out of that phase when they realise that...

Have You Misplaced ‘A Lazy $1.6m’? Aussie Police Department’s Hilarious Facebook Post Goes Viral

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Have you “misplaced a lazy $1.6 million in cash,” packaged into neat bundles and stuffed into a suitcase? If so, the Aussie Federal Police are keen to ask you a couple of friendly questions. The suitcase was found ...

Aussie Almost Digs To China To Pull Absolute MONSTER Mud Crab Out Of The Ground

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When people think of farming in Australia, the first animals that come to mind are cattle, sheep and chooks but there are plenty of other species that are farmed too: camels as a good example of a booming industry in ...

Giant Crocodile Known As ‘The Dominator’ Spotted In The Northern Territory Of Australia

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For years he's been the alpha croc on the Adelaide River in the Northern Territory of Australia but now the 6-metre giant known as The Dominator has leapt into contention for the area's most impressive jumping saltie ...

Bus Hits Man At Full Speed, He Gets Straight Up And Walks Into A Pub

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This is bloody incredible: not only did the fella in this video have a miraculous escape, the absolute legend got straight up and walked into a pub! 53-year-old Simon Smith of Reading, England, was run over when an...

7-inch Rock Hard Mummified Erection Is A Site To Be Seen

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A British museum that specialises in weird and wonderful items has unveiled its strangest display yet: a seven-inch mummified erection! The Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities, Fine Art & Natural History has rented t...

Man Cracks Dude On The Head With A Bicycle After Catching Couple Having Sex In Public Park

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It may just be due to the proliferation of smartphones but 2017 really does feel like the year of the public shag. Earlier this year we had a classic clip of a dude going full David Attenborough with his narration of ...