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Pornhub launches new channel to help save the Bees
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The combination of birds and bees has long been associated with doing the horizontal cha-cha. The first time I heard about THE birds and the bees was a very awkward chat with me ol’ man in my early teens. F**ken horri...
Sheila claims God spared the cross in Notre Dame fire, the Internet bloody roasted her
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First up, let’s get this one clear. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we don’t give a flying f**k what you choose to believe happens once you die and where you think you’re going once you do take that big swan-dive into the p...
American burger joint releasing ‘special’ burger on 4/20
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Anyone who’s ever chonged on, ripped a few cones, choofed a few buckets or shared a spliff with their mates knows that a trip to the local burger joint is all part of the fun. You can load up on thickshakes, cheesebur...
This Twitter ‘life hack’ explains how to get creases out of your sneakers
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Shoes. These days, most of us in the civilised world wear them. Obviously, you bogans in Queensland kinda see them as an optional extra, but most of us love a good pair of shoes. It’s not even a stretch to suggest tha...
Bloke from Florida gets arrested for RKO’ing an inflatable Alligator
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One bonza meme from the other side of the pond that we see here in Ozzyland a fair bit concerns the many and varied tales of Florida man. To us, Florida man seems like a bit of a classic. If there’s something base, cl...
Swarms of octopus are taking over the ocean
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If you don’t already know that octopuses are pretty f**ken grouse creatures that are way smarter than your average cephalopod, you must have been living under a big bloody rock. Except, surprise mother**ker, that rock...
Huawei’s new 50x zoom camera phone sparks massive privacy concerns
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You might remember a while ago, we showed you an awesome image of Shanghai that allowed viewers to zoom in really f**ken close on blokes and sheilas all over the city. Now, when we showed you that, the technology didn...
Scientists have created world’s first 3D-printed heart using patient’s own cells
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Although some may be black, some may be cold, some may be big and some may be dead, we all have a heart of some description. And, in fairness, regardless of how yours is described by your peers and detractors, it’s pr...
Drunk bloke wakes up in strangers house and the owner’s reaction is f**ken gold
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Most of us have heard stories from our bulls**t artist mates about that time they were so bloody maggoted they woke up in a stranger’s house with no f**ken clue where they were or how they got there. Usually, the stor...
Bloke tracks down kids who egged his house, forces them to clean it up
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It’s probably not too much of a stretch to say that egging the f**k out of houses is something of a rite of passage. It’s a bloody crack-up, and even though it’s pretty bloody annoying for the bloke or sheila being eg...
Bloke gets busted w**king by girlfriend after she logged into their ‘Petcam’ from work
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There is little doubt in my mind that dogs are better than most humans. Honestly, we don't bloody deserve our furry best mates. Committed dog lovers are ramping up the way we care for our canines, using tech to keep a...
Bloke gets $1000 of Botox injected into his scrotum to impress chicks
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I’m sure we can all agree that opinions on what looks good vary greatly, and that beauty is really in the eye of the beholder. But I got to wonderin’, is there anyone on this planet that thinks the male nut sack looks...
Identical twins spotted ‘fighting’ inside Mother’s womb
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It’s no surprise to any parent out there that brothers and sisters are prone to a little bit of biffo when they can get away with it. It doesn’t seem to matter what they fight about; it could be taking turns on the Pl...
Nike drops incredible ad following Tiger Woods’ win at The US Masters
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In Ozzy Land, the majority of us are sport lovin’ nuts. We love a good underdog story, even better if it involves a rag to riches element or an epic comeback. We’ll get behind anyone that’s wearing the green & gold wh...
Artist transforms apartment block into mural of residents favourite books
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Traditionally, graffiti can be a pretty divisive thing. Some people are against it in all its forms, some people love the s**t out of it, and some people fall somewhere in the middle. They love some constructive stree...
Sheila panics after seeing spider while driving, crashes car
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Bloody spiders ay. Those little f**kers with their eight legs, their eight eyes and their burning hatred of mankind are pretty f**ken scary to some people. Deadset, some people drop a bollock as soon as they see even ...
Beautician who quit day job now runs successful naked home cleaning business
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Fortunes can be made providing a service to people who don’t wanna do certain s**t themselves. Things like having your car washed, doing ya bloody taxes, or having your domestic duties and cleaning taken care of at ya...
Sheila takes the piss and strings desperate bloke along after he asked her to sendnudes
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Us Ozzy's are known for havin' a pretty good sense of humour. We love nothing more than hanging s**t on our mates and taking the p**s outta whatever situation presents itself. I reckon this kinda larakin behaviour end...
Female weightlifter’s arm snaps in two places as she attempts a lift
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Remember that weird double-jointed kid who could bend their arm in a bunch of inhuman ways? You probably do, and that’s because the s**t they did with their limbs was f**ken unnatural. Yeah, nah, our arms and legs jus...
Police find 44 diamonds in bloke’s human pocket
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We’ve probably all heard the saying that pressure makes diamonds. While it’s kind of true in a geological way, we tend to use the phrase as a metaphorical way of saying someone does well under pressure. The reason we’...
