Pornhub launches new channel to help save the Bees
The combination of birds and bees has long been associated with doing the horizontal cha-cha. The first time I heard about THE birds and the bees was a very awkward chat with me ol’ man in my early teens. F**ken horrifying I can tell ya. Anyway, I’m sure you’ve all heard the recent ‘buzz’ about the poor state of the bee population and the ramifications it has on our environment.
Pornhub has taken action in a bid to aid bee conservation with its cheeky new channel called BeeSexual.
The video states:
Most plants and trees rely on bees to have sex and breed. But sadly, bees are dying off and without them, it’s lights out for nature’s sex life and no more fruits and vegetables for us. Pornhub presents BeeSexual. BeeSexual is a whole new genre of porn, dedicated to saving the bees. We turn short videos of foraging bees into what they really are – funny, kinky, nature porn.
And how’s this? Every time someone watches one of the BeeSexual videos, the blokes at Pornhub will be making donations to bee conservation. The videos are of bees just doing their normal thing, pollinating flowers and s**t, but it’s the voiceovers that make it entertaining and funny AF.
The voices of porn actors including Brett Rossi, Dante Colle, and Domino Presley are giving their own version of Ozzy Man Reviews ay!? It’s full of sexual innuendo and tongue in cheek commentary.
I don’t reckon this is what David Attenborough had in mind for nature doco’s, but I reckon he’d be happy with anything that’s promoting the need for bee conservation. And while the videos are all a bit of fun, let’s not miss the important point they’re trying to make here mates.
Put simply, without a healthy bee population our environment is heading straight toward Destination f**ked. The stripey buggers are very close to being in serious f**ken trouble so if all ya gotta do is jump onto Pornhub and watch a couple funny videos of bees gettin’ busy? Why the f**k not?
Final Thought:
I reckon this is a pretty cool initiative. Pornhub has always been committed to ah, helping others, so now it’s time for us to help Pornhub save the bees.
Anything that’s helping to conserve the environment is alright in my book. And if you can get ya partner to check out the BeeSexual channel on Pornhub, it might just lead to other things ay? Watch and share the video and spread the word you bloody legends.
H/T: Unilad & Pornhub via YouTube