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‘I haven’t been sick in years’ — Vegan drinks semen smoothies to ward off Corona

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If you look up the symptoms of a hectic case of ‘The Rona’, you’ll be running for the hills. It’s scary, scary sh*t! To boot, the boffins don’t know the full extent of long-term damage it can cause and doctors and nur...

Simpsons-inspired rock and metal covers are brilliant!

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As you know, we bloody love the internet. It’s deadset chock-a-block with weird creativity, clever ideas and shmick little pop-culture mash-ups. With that in mind, we had to share these bloody mintox Simpsons-inspired...

Blokes critical analysis of TV chef cooking rice goes viral

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We don’t know if you’ve seen a recent video doing the rounds where TV chef Hersha Patel shows viewers how to cook egg fried rice, but you might be aware that London-based Malaysian YouTuber Uncle Roger has had his say...

Dumped bloke gets revenge on ex with bloody gold Chewbacca prank

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Yeah, f**ken Star Wars is a pretty legendary franchise. Because of that, it’s also home to some legendary characters that tonnes of people love to impersonate whenever they’re given the chance. Deadset, you’ve got Yod...

Devoted son climbs hospital drainpipe to sit by dying mother with Covid

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If we can be serious for a moment, despite all the bulls**t going on around the world that seems to politicise Covid-19, it’s got a very real and a very tragic face that is seeing people lose their loved ones. That, m...

Hungry sheila begs professor for exam retake after meatball causes failed exam

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If you’ve ever royally f**ked a test, you’ll know that there are all sorts of excuses for it. Don’t get us wrong, most of them are actually excuses. Yeah, nah, the real reason most uni students bodge their exams is si...

Neglected depressed goldfish changes f*@#en colour after being looked after

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If you’re anything like us, you probably don’t think too hard when your goldfish starts to cark it. Yeah, nah, you just have to wonder whether you should give him a fighting chance of survival and flush him while he’s...

This bloody fish has baffled the internet with its weird ‘human’ lips!

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We bloody love it when we get to share a bit of wildlife with you lot here on our site, and that’s why we’re a bit stoked about today’s piece. It’s all about an innocent little fish that’s set the internet on fire wit...

Canadian health authorities are recommending the use of GLORY-HOLES

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As much of the world finds itself in various states of lockdown as a result of the b*stard Coronavirus, many poor fellas and gals are getting caught short of a decent root. Whether it’s not wanting to catch the virus ...

Amazon reviews for Haribo’s Sugar-Free Gummi Bears are the most brutal we’ve come across

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We’ve spoken in the past about some of the best reviews on Amazon, and we’re firmly of the belief that a good one is a bloody art-form. Where those reviews end up getting written seems to be purely random, but once th...

Virgin sheila explains her pregnancy on TikTok

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Yeah, when it comes to making babies, most of us are pretty f**ken au fait with how that happens. A stork comes at night, and we really don’t know how the rest of that story goes. Is the insinuation that he bangs your...

Protesters nude stand off goes viral

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As you’re no doubt aware, the United States is a f**ken mess right now. We’re not going into the politics of it on any level here. Mostly because we don’t have to. The s**t’s obvious to anyone who can look at things o...

Introducing the latest anime inspired Japenese craze: The handsfree boba tea challenge

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If ya feeling kind of stressed with all the messed up bunkum going on at the moment, a nice cup of tea is a good way to calm yourself. There is something about the smooth, exotic blend of leaves and herbs that helps t...

Sheila tries to ‘play dead’ after tripping while running from charging bison

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There’s probably not a bloke or sheila among us who’s unfamiliar with the idea of playing dead. Yeah, nah, when all else fails, it’s a pretty valid way to trick a dopey attacker into thinking their job’s already done....

73 year old Grandpa with “do not give a f*@k” attitude attempts ridiculous cliff jumps

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If movies have taught us anything, it’s that cliff-jumping is the sole province of the eternally young. This is particularly pertinent when those whippersnappers travel innocently through their coming-of-age stories a...