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The world’s best airport has a f***en rainforest inside!

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One of the great joys of the modern world is that we’re starting to look at things like infrastructure a bit differently. Take airports for an example. In the past, they were bug f**ken monuments to industry. To be fa...

Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Designer fashion label taking the piss with $470 denim shorts that look like undies

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Seems every decade has a questionable fashion choice... Remember those low-rise jeans of the 90's that had all the shelia's struttin' around with their G-bangers hanging out? Or the Hyper-Colour T-Shirts that showed t...

Sheila who lost her forehead has a warning for others!

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Let’s not beat around the bush here, we’ve all referred to the balding bloke’s forehead as a fivehead – or sixhead, sevenhead or eighthead – and that’s okay. It’s all well and good to make fun of your mates, but the r...

Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers

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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available

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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...

Check out this flash-as-f**k Japanese gaming toilet design

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We’ve spoken before about the fact people love to figuratively – and literally – crush candy on the dunny. And let’s be honest, you all do it. Back in the day, it used to be a great place to read the newspaper or a ch...

Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms

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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...

9-year-old kid attempts to rob jewellery store armed with toy gun but fails miserably

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You’ve probably heard a million old farts talking about the bloody kids these days. “They’re outta control,” they’ll say. “They just need a good kick in the arse,” they reckon. “They’ve got no respect,” they whinge. W...

Drunk sheila gets arrested after twerking on police officer

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I betcha when most people sign up for the police academy, that have dreams of solving crimes, protecting the vulnerable and basically doing good stuff for the community. It's gotta be a tough gig, ruthless hours, not ...

Vegan ‘influencer’ gets caught eating fish and awkwardly tries to hide it on camera

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Look, we all know that one bloke – even if it’s usually a sheila – who claims to be a vegetarian or a vegan but eats f**ken fish or chicken because it’s not ‘meat’. It f**ks us how that one works, but you know, fair g...

19 year old spikes co-workers drinks with LSD to “remove negative energy”

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Work can sometimes be a pretty boring place, particularly if you hate your job or your boss is a w**ker. You spend a heap of time with your workmates, so the quality of the people around you will definitely impact how...

Bloke skipped work for 6 years straight and nobody noticed until he won an award

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If you haven’t chucked a sickie from work, are you even an Ozzy? Bonus points if it’s for somethin’ like the Melbourne Cup, or tackin’ an extra day onto an already long weekend. Chuckin’ a sickie is a right of passage...

These photos of the unseen side of things will change the way you see the world

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It’s probably a pretty fair statement to say that the world runs on a need to know basis. If you don’t actually need to know something for your career, your interests or your general wellbeing, you probably don’t know...