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CCTV captures biker on drunken crime spree get rammed into a parked van
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There’s a bloody old saying that those who live by the sword can be pretty certain they’re gonna die by the mother**ker as well. And while we often see that kind of thing at play in fiction, it does occasionally happe...
Bloke becomes lawyer to win his Dad’s land back 23 years after legal dispute
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If you’ve seen the Kill Bill movies, you probably remember the moment when Uma Thurman, in her role as the Bride, tells the daughter of one of her vanquished enemies that if she still feels raw about the murder years ...
Models are wearing nothing but duct tape at festival in new trend
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Fashion is one of those highly competitive industries where people are constantly pushing the boundaries and looking to set themselves apart from the pack. Quite often it takes years of hard work, pluggin' away and wo...
Rhino poacher sent to Destination F*@#ed by elephants and lions
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we do genuinely aim to steer away from stories about blokes carking it and sheilas kicking the bucket. We just don’t reckon it’s right to carry on about that stuff like it’s funny. However, a...
These tiny frogs have been discovered and their names are f**ken mint
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Anyone who remembers their high school biology knows that scientifically, different species of animals get dubbed with awesome as f**k binomial nomenclature. Traditionally, that s**t was built around Latin grammar, bu...
U.S anti-abortion preacher gets shut down by Aussie bloke on busy train carriage
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There are a couple of unspoken rules for riding public transport. Most people understand them without being told specifically because they have f**cken common sense. Things like wearin’ headphones if ya listen to musi...
Righto, ya legends, how do ya negotiate this intersection without causing a bingle?
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All right, ya big bloody legends, we’re gonna be ridgey f**ken didge here for a minute and challenge some of our own Ozzy hoons to a bit of a driving quiz. While we know all you Seppos and Poms have probably got your ...
Bloke chooses to live like a dog, eats from bowl and barks at friends in the street
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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve had the joy of Barking Dog Man for some time, but we don’t reckon that even he can compete with this fella from Pommyland. No s**t, Barking Dog Man is a bit of a character, but we feel comforta...
Bloke mistakes cheating scandal for April Fools joke, embarrasses entire family
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We all know that when the first of April comes around, you have to keep your wits about you. People of all creeds and cultures are more than happy to trick you into believing all kinds of crazy s**t. Of course, while ...
This company takes your kids artwork and turns it into stuff you’ll actually use
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If you're a parent of little school aged womb fruit, you'll know they come home almost everyday with pictures and paintings done in the art room. By the end of the year you've got piles and piles of scratchy pictures,...
5D “Adult cinema” opens in Amsterdam, complete with air cannons, water jets and more
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It seems that in the world of movies, people in Hollywood are always tryna one-up each other, like bigger explosions, faster car chases, more dangerous stunts and realistic CGI. The entertainment industry means big bi...
Batman turns up to a crime scene in British Columbia offering to help
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Batman walks a pretty f**ken fine line in the world of superheroes. Whether you’re Marvel, DC, or even bloody Image, pretty much everyone agrees that the caped crusader is rad as f**k. He’s got pathos practically ble...
NASA is offering $18,500 to people willing to stay in bed for 60 days
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Reckon you've got what it takes to stay in ya fart sack for 2 months? That's precisely what NASA has been recruiting for recently. They are looking for blokes and sheila's to stay mattress backed for the sake of scien...
Viral post shows that 99% of blokes have no f***en clue what a speculum is
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I bet the shirt off me back that most sheila's will know precisely what this contraption is. Blokes on the other hand, you could be forgiven for thinkin' it's some sort of medieval torture device from bloody Game of T...
Legend UPS driver who takes photos with the dogs on his route
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If you’ve ever heard anyone try to argue that doggos aren’t the best animals on the planet and that some animals – like f**ken cats, for example – are better, you know you’ve come face to face with someone who’s more ...
The world’s best airport has a f***en rainforest inside!
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One of the great joys of the modern world is that we’re starting to look at things like infrastructure a bit differently. Take airports for an example. In the past, they were bug f**ken monuments to industry. To be fa...
Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear
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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...
Designer fashion label taking the piss with $470 denim shorts that look like undies
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Seems every decade has a questionable fashion choice... Remember those low-rise jeans of the 90's that had all the shelia's struttin' around with their G-bangers hanging out? Or the Hyper-Colour T-Shirts that showed t...
Sheila who lost her forehead has a warning for others!
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Let’s not beat around the bush here, we’ve all referred to the balding bloke’s forehead as a fivehead – or sixhead, sevenhead or eighthead – and that’s okay. It’s all well and good to make fun of your mates, but the r...
Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers
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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...
