CCTV captures biker on drunken crime spree get rammed into a parked van

Credit: Derbyshire Constabulary

CCTV captures biker on drunken crime spree get rammed into a parked van

There’s a bloody old saying that those who live by the sword can be pretty certain they’re gonna die by the mother**ker as well. And while we often see that kind of thing at play in fiction, it does occasionally happen in the real world. For a clear example of that, check out the video down below. That’s where you’ll see a young scallywag, who’s been kicking mirrors off cars, get his comeuppance when some vigilante mother**ker dishes up some ice cold justice…

For this story, we’re heading back to the land of Pom.

Although they tried to send all their criminals down under back in the age of colonisation and invasion, there’s still plenty of dodgy b**tards getting around the mean streets of Derbyshire by the look of things.

One of those ‘dodgy b**tards’ is Ashley Wood.

Credit: Derbyshire Constabulary

When we first see him cruise onto the screen in footage leaked by the Derbyshire Police, Ashley’s having a bloody good time.

He’s f**ked up on drink and drugs and he’s riding a mini motorbike and kicking mirrors off of parked cars.

As Detective Sergeant Scott Riley puts it:

“It’s clear from the CCTV footage that he had no regard for other people’s property, or indeed for other people’s safety. He rides at speed along pavements and, during the course of our investigations, we discovered he was riding under the influence of drink and drugs.”

Of course, anyone who knows anything about anything knows that he’s pretty much inviting karma to come and f**k him straight in the cloaca when he does that.

And, fair dinkum, karma has something in store for him.

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Shortly after, he’s racing back, and he’s definitely trying to get the f**k outta there. It becomes pretty clear why, when someone in an orange Fiat Punto sends him careening into a parked car. Oh, the irony. Oh, the karma. Oh, the severe injuries.

Deadset, that thud is bloody sickening.

Detective Riley sums it up by saying:

“CCTV shows the car following him along Victoria Road before ramming him head-on into a parked van. The Punto was driven off, leaving Ashley at the scene with a number of extremely serious, but thankfully not life-threatening, injuries. We believe that this was a deliberate act, but we still do not know who was driving the Punto.”

When he finally recovered from his injuries, Wood pleaded guilty to a s**tload of charges and was sentenced to eight months in the clink.

Fortunately for him, he’s on a suspended sentence for the next eighteen months. Let’s hope he keeps himself in the clear.

Credit: Derbyshire Constabulary

Final thought: As we said, if you live by the sword, you die by the sword and although Ashley was only s**t-mixed by the sword, he still came pretty bloody close. Next time he might not be so lucky.

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Video Link: Derbyshire Constabulary