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Jimmy Kimmel asks Americans to name “any” country on a map
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We’re not going to beat around the bush here. As Ozzys, we have to deal with stereotypes that suggest we swear too f**ken much, swill beer like it’s going out of fashion, and wrestle snakes and crocodiles for a living...
Bernie Sanders tries to keep his cool as Sacha Baron Cohen trolls him in new show
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Sacha Baron Cohen, the mastermind of classic shows like Ali G and movies like Borat and Bruno, has just launched a new show. In typical fashion, it sees the infamous character actor get dressed up and troll the sh*t o...
Superhero Dad saves kids from being hit by car with lightning reflexes
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Holy f**king sh*tballs, Batman, the difference between life and the horrifying death of two tiny tots is about the width of a c**t-hair in this one. Check out the lucky-as-f**k save from the bloody superhero of a mech...
Police release amazing ‘Uptown Funk’ lip sync video
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The old lip-sync challenge has become a bit of a popular item on the internet these days and there seem to be some pretty killer challenges going on. While many have aspired to stake a claim as the reigning champions ...
There is now a range of high heel crocs and they are outrageously expensive
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G’day ladies and wankers, how you going today? No matter, however you feel right now, these dashing new crocs are sure to lift your mood. Perfect for rocking high fashion while you shoot down to your local Coles to bu...
Pommy soccer fan who got ‘World Cup Winners’ tattoo early speaks out after Croatia lost
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Crikey, cobbers, even us blokes here at Ozzy Man Reviews can see this one’s more than a little cringeworthy. Despite the hype and the catchiness of the ‘It’s Coming Home’ meme since the poms made the knockout stages o...
Instagram model bitten by sharks while trying to take pictures
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Bloody hell, sometimes you’ve gotta shake head when you see these stories, you really do. Have a look at this… if I said to you, ‘hey mate, those sharks are having a feed right now. Pop in there, have a bit of a dip a...
Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours
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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...
Monkey punches girl in the face at zoo after taunting him
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Animals don’t play by the rules of human society. They don’t need to wear pants, sh*t discreetly, or even restrain themselves from just f**ken smacking a toddler one if they feel like it. They’re animals. That’s proba...
Croatian Firefighter’s response to emergency alarm during world cup penalty shootout goes viral
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This world cup has definitely been one to remember for many sets of fans. Sure, some blokes and blokettes might rather forget a few things, but on the whole, it’s been bloody grouse. One group of fans, perhaps more th...
An eggcellent collection of photos from farmers “cock-shaming” their chickens
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We're all familiar with the concept of dog-shaming. It's usually a pretty amusing way to spend a bit of time looking at guilty dogs and laughing at their shenanigans. But they're not the only ones who get to have a bi...
This car crash has divided the Internet
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We see them everywhere we go: on the streets, in car parks, and, thankfully, on YouTube videos online. I’m obviously talking about sh*t drivers. Yerp, I don’t know about you, but I swear there are more and more of the...
Ten photos of people already living in 3018
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We all like to think the year 2018 is pretty bloody advanced. I mean we’ve got the technology to let cars drive themselves, instantly send dick pics across the time and space, and stream movies and music on tiny devic...
Mel B blows up after having her bum groped on The X Factor
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Fresh from our post about Andy Dick groping Ivanka Trump on television, we’ve got another one for ya. And I sh*t you not, I could almost repeat everything I said there in this article. Essentially, what we’ve got is a...
Man’s ass falls out after sitting on the toilet too long playing games on his phone
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In horrifying news straight out of China, a man playing phone games on the toilet has suffered a terrible, terrible injury… We all know there’s nothing quite so relieving, relaxing and reliable as an after-work sh*...
The moment Andy Dick had to be removed from The Jimmy Kimmel Show for groping Ivanka Trump
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought the rule ‘hands and feet to yourself’ was a pretty good one. Generally speaking, unless someone wants you to share your extremities with them, you really shouldn’t – eve...
These monkeys from Panama have entered The Stone Age
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Monkeys are pretty bloody awesome little critters. They can wear hats, they can smoke cigars, and they can steal your f**ken wallet. In some ways, they’re already nearly human. The only thing holding them back has bee...
Awesome bear goes for a swim in blokes backyard, drinks margeritas, then takes a nap
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F**K YES! When it comes to having a great time on a hot day, this legendary bear has shown the residents of a California neighbourhood exactly how it’s done. In fact, considering his impressive itinerary, this bear ha...
Australia will now fine parents twice a month if they fail to vaccinate their kids
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Vaccinations are a common internet topic. To hazard a guess, they’re probably brought up almost as much as the (ahem) prospect of a flat earth, and there always seems to be someone pushing discredited theories about t...
Poachers eaten alive by lions after illegally breaking in to target rhinos
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You know we f**ken love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews, so it’s with great ‘sadness’ that we inform you of the terrible circumstances that befell a group of poachers in South Africa earlier this week: the c**ts wer...
