Some of the best life hacks that’ll change ya f*cken mind
Life-hacks aren’t exactly a rarity on the internet, and we’re not adverse to sharing ‘em whenever we get a chance. After all, life here in Ozzyland is all about being a laid-back c**t, and we love to make stuff easy for ourselves. That’s what these hacks are all about. And this time, they’re not just practical little things, some of these are bloody stellar ideas that should be taught to every mother**ker. We’re not sh*tting.
A good life hack should ideally do more than help with one specific task. It should be a lesson that you can apply time and time again to make sure your life is as smooth and as easy as possible.
Don’t get us wrong. Not getting mud on the floor when you bring the pram inside is a tops f**ken tip, but training your dog to come to you when there’s a fire? Running your company like a f**ken pro? Learning a new language the easy way? Those are real life hacks.
We’ll elaborate on that a bit, because we’d be bloody silly if we didn’t, but the practicality of some of these tips is grouse. We’ve all seen ‘superiors’ at work give themselves an ego boost by dressing someone down in public and thought, ‘what a f**ken dick,’ so the advice about how to not only handle that sh*t in private, but to also praise in public is pragmatic as f**k.
As for the idea of having to chase your bloody mutt around the house while a fire tears through your undies drawer is a bit f**ken scary. Why not train the pricks to come to you!
Anyway, let’s f**ken get amongst it.
Final thought: Some of these seem so simple that we can’t believe we’ve never thought of them before. We’ll definitely be putting a few of these to good practical use.
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H/T: BORED PANDA.