New Indian superhero movie “2.0” is as crazy as it f*cken looks

Thanks to the likes of the irrepressible Stan Lee – and may he rest in peace – we’re pretty used to Superhero movies these days. There always seems to be a new one at the cinema, and so long as they’re not made by DC, they’re usually entertaining even if they’re not of the highest quality. Superheroes, though, aren’t just a Western phenomenon. Yeah, nah, they’re pretty bloody big in India too. And with the trailer for their latest Indian Superhero movie, 2.0 having just dropped, it’s worth having a look at what they’re into.

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To start with, they’re setting the scene by showing us a f**kload of birds flying over fields and town before they make a Maypole of a guy hanging from a cell-tower and do a few doughies around him. By this stage, we’re already wondering what the bloody hell is going on, but that’s okay, because we’re about to get some context.

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The birds are doing something to the cell-tower so that every bastard loses their mobile phone. F**ken check it out. They’re like phone-magnets or some sh*t and all the phones are just going skyward. Humanity is clearly on its way to Destination f**ked without them. Seeing as all the payphones are gone, how are they going to alert the authorities? That…that, is the very definition of a conundrum. Fark!

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Next thing you know there’s a tubby bloke in some sort of CGI cell and a face in the wall is talking to someone – is that him? Is that the tubby guy? I don’t know. Do you know? Anyway, apparently the bigwigs say they need a superhero. Fortunately, this movie’s a sequel and they’ve got the previously dismantled robot Chitti to come and do his thing.

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From there, there’s a giant f**ken bird, there’s a robot with 360-degree guns blowing up other robots, there’s another dude who looks like a bird. F**k me, there’s all sorts of cool shit going on here. Hang on, now the bird’s in a f**ken cage. Now there’s explosions and a football stadium.

Yeah, righto, I’m sold. It can’t be worse than anything DC has released in the last few years. Compared to those movies, this one’s probably grouse as f**k!

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Final thought: At the end of the day, it’s pretty hard to get a sensible idea regarding what the f**k this movie is about, but if you’re one of Indian friends and you actually know what is going on in this clusterf**k of batsh*t crazy, let us know in the comments section.

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