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Swiss company launches new VIP gold class cinema that looks f***en mint
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We dunno about you blokes, but in our old age, we know that there’s only one thing that can possibly happen when we lie down to watch a movie. Deadset, give it five minutes and the snoring begins. Still, for some peop...
Bloke cancels wedding after he found out how his fiance treated their pet dog
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Human relationships are a bloody complex kettle of fish. There’s so much on the line when you’re giving someone your all that it can be hard to have definitive boundaries in a relationship that’s existed for a long pe...
Chris ‘Captain America’ Evans rocked up to his high school reunion like a boss
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One of the most fully f**ken grouse parts of being a regular and average bloke is the fact that you see those swanning around in the upper echelons of successful society as somehow different to you. After all, believi...
Sheila loses s**t at random girl because her boyfriend kept liking her photos
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The internet is bloody grouse. Obviously, it connects families, delivers us awesome content with a few swipes of our fingers, and lets us access all the information in the known world, but it’s so much more than that....
Infinite Tucker sends internet into a frenzy with Superman dive in hurdles race
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Here in Ozzyland, we like to think of ourselves as a nation of sporting legends, as a race of never-say-die warriors on the field of play, and as the greatest sporting culture on Earth. Before you get all bloody antsy...
Bloke pranks girlfriend with new Snapchat filter, instantly regrets it
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Speaking solely to the blokes here, we’re probably as aware as you fellas are that pulling your sheila’s leg is a pretty risky business. Sure, it can be pretty funny, but unless you like living on the edge, it’s not t...
Elon Musk responds to viral porno filmed in auto-pilot Tesla
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By now you lot have probably heard about or possibly even seen the video of pornstar Taylor Jackon and her boyfriend getting naughty in a moving Telsa as it drives on auto-pilot. The clip of this bloke putting his al ...
Kid tries to bribe the Kiwi Prime Minister into researching dragons and psychics
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It’s a fair comment to say that there’s more than a few blokes and blokettes around the world who are happy with the job the Kiwi PM is doing. As a woman in power, Jacinda Ardern has been the epitome of cool, calm and...
Emilia Clarke squeals as NBA mascot drops coffee cup and bends the knee
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Anyone who’s seen Game of Thrones knows that Daenerys loves having blokes – and blokettes – drop to their knee and swear their allegiance to her. If that person shares affinity with a bear, then that’s even better. Ye...
This Russian Youtuber has turned a Bentley into a f**ken tank
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You know we love some crazy Russian s**t here on Ozzy Man Reviews and if you don’t, you really should. Yeah, we serve it up to you on a pretty f**ken regular basis. Mostly, that’s because they really do get up to some...
Amazon’s selling a DIY guesthouse ‘kit’ that you can assemble in 8 hours
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More and more these days, designers and engineers are looking at ways to build sustainable – and affordable – products we can all use without f**king the environment too hard in its already broken poopchute. When you ...
Smoking ciggies can make ya willy shrink, says science
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Despite the fact we’ve known for bloody ages that smoking the old cancer sticks is gonna f**k your health right up, some people are still intent on it. They look at things like cancer and heart disease as minor ailmen...
Legend of a Beluga Whale returns iPhone woman dropped in the sea
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You probably remember the beluga whale we told you about the other day. You know, the one that had defected from the Russian military and was suspected of perhaps being a trained soviet spy. Well, while we knew the bl...
Bloke leaves back fence open, gets invaded by 200 sheep who refuse to leave
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We all know that bloody horrible feeling of discontent you get when an uninvited guest turns up. There’s nothing funny about it. In fact, there’s pretty much only one thing worse – and that’s when the uninvited guest ...
Sheila tweet’s about sexy men in ‘dirty work gear’, gets flooded by hilarious tradesmen pics
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The internet is a bloody strange beast. You can never tell exactly what’s gonna tickle someone’s funny bone or explode across the world in viral fashion, but once the zeitgeist begins, it’s like bloody wildfire and yo...
IT Chapter Two’s first teaser trailer is out – and it f**ken delivers
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We know it’s pretty f**ken redundant to claim that being a big fan of Stephen King makes you special, because there really aren’t too many novelists who sell more books than him or see more movie adaptations of their ...
Royal Caribbean Cruises have just opened up a f**ken mint private island
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There are probably times we’ve all dreamed of being able to escape to a private island somewhere in the middle of the ocean where we can just get away from it all. Somewhere we can forget the stresses of modernity and...
Ryan Reynolds has “leaked” Inspector Pikachu to movie YouTube, racked up 13M views
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One of the reasons everyone loves Ryan Reynolds is because he’s a bit of a funny bugger. Deadset, if he was an Ozzy, we’d call him a larrikin. He loves a joke, he loves a laugh, and he loves to f**k with people. Here ...
Sports Illustrated release UFC fighter Paige VanZant’s saucy photoshoot
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You might remember a while back, we told you about UFC fighter Paige VanZant planning to make the leap from the Octagon to the glossy covers of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. The time has come for her magazine i...
Darth Vader Vs Obi Wan fight scene gets a f***en epic re-imagining
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The Star Wars movies are about as bloody iconic as movies get. The characters, the sounds, the settings, the stories; they’re all f**ken s**t-hot. And within that, some scenes are even more famous than others. One of ...
