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Massive dog needs rescuing from mountain after getting too tired to walk down

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We say this all the time, but we bloody love dogs. The legendary buggers really are man’s best friend, and we reckon that’s because – in a way – they’re just like us. And, deadset, we mean that. Some of them are big b...

Bloke who identifies as broccoli gets torn apart on morning TV show

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If you know anything about Piers Morgan, you’ll know that he’s exactly the kind of overly conservative celebrity know-it-all who makes a habit of punching down, getting roasted on Twitter by Gary Lineker, and saying d...

The winners of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year comp are in!

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As you know, we consider ourselves real champions of the animal kingdom here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We, like most sensible people, reckon the world is bloody chockers with amazing wildlife and that with a little empathy...

Fortnite players respond to Black Hole Event by resorting to meme-making

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While plenty of you probably hang s**t on Fortnite for being the game that all the twelvies play, there’s no denying its universal appeal. So when a big bloody asteroid wiped out the Fortnite map, and sucked everythin...

Ozzy sheila gives birth to bloody huge 5.9kg baby

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Let’s give some credit where it’s due. Sheilas are tough as bloody nails and that’s no bulls**t. Seriously, carrying around any baby is hard enough work, but carrying one full-term – inside your guts no less – is a f*...

Irish bloke brilliantly pranks his family during own funeral

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If you’ve ever known a true prankster, you’ll know that stopping what they’re doing just isn’t an option for them. Yeah, nah, those people are the ones who always take it too far. The ones who get told a joke’s not fu...

Schoolgirl refuses to answer “offensive” homework question

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Remember homework? If you do, you probably remember needing even the slightest reason for saying, ‘Yeah, nah, my olds reckon I don’t have to do that one.’ And, honestly, who can be blamed. We might know that homework’...

Rugby League star crash tackles bloke into Bali pool

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It doesn’t take a rocket-scientist to know that when you take NRL players, put them into the public eye and add alcohol, the chances of controversy abound. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not saying that all players are lik...

Bull sends famous bullfighter’s groin to Destination F**ked for the second time

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Picking a fight with a bull is a pretty dumb thing to do. There’s really no other way to put that. And yeah, we’re even taking into account the guys who pick a fight with a bull when all the conditions have been tweak...

Californian ‘RoboCop’ had to handle its first crime, and it didn’t go well

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We’re frequently talking about the fact we’re already living in a world that plenty of science-fiction fans from back in the day would think of as a dystopia. And, to be honest, it’s not all bad. We’ve got pretty good...

These pics are so bloody good it’s hard to believe they aren’t photoshopped

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We all know that the ability to use Photoshop and doctor images is almost as important as the ability to take photos if you’re a photographer these days, and s**t, why wouldn’t it be? With a few simple tweaks, any sim...

Passenger hilariously apologises online after letting huge fart go during bus ride

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Let’s not be precious about it: farts are funny. Deadset, have a think about it. If there’s one thing that can unite people in laughter, it’s a good bloody fart. You can get a bunch of people from different cultures, ...

Terminally ill scientist becomes ‘Full Cyborg’ after latest surgery

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Back in the day, it used to be that if you were terminally ill, you had to hope for the chance to freeze yourself if you wanted to prolong your life. These days, though, science and technology has come a bloody long w...

People are dubbing famous laughs over this Joker video and it’s bloody mint

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Like everyone else, we’ve been talking about Joker on here a fair bit lately. It’s pretty obvious to see why, but we’re not gonna focus too much on the actual film at all today. It’s bloody brilliant and it deserves a...

Aaron Paul has summarised all 5 seasons of Breaking Bad in 2-and-a-half minutes

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Yeah, let’s just start with the obvious point, if you haven’t gotten around to watching Breaking Bad yet, this one contains spoilers for all five seasons of the hit TV series. Also, what the f**k have you been doing w...

Some of the most bizarre things doctors have had to explain to their patients

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If you’ve ever had to deal with the general public outside of your workplace, you’ve undoubtedly come into contact with people who just don’t seem to have a clue about the basic things. Deadset, it doesn’t matter what...

Check out these products that actually do something to save the world and don’t just talk about it!

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This last week has been an interesting one when it comes to the environment. Obviously, we’re talking about young Greta. Deadset, that young sheila has brought the conversation back to the environment and most sensibl...

The “Open Concept” bar is a bloody gamechanger!

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Well, the only sensible way to start this one off is by saying “f**ken wahey!” Yeah, deadset, anyone over the legal age knows a night on the piss isn’t exactly easy on the wallet, but with news that a bar in Missouri ...

Video of UFO siting out on the ocean has racked up sh***oads of views

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends. Get out your alfoil hats and prepare to be amazed because we’ve got some video for you that’s gonna absolutely blow your tits off. Deadset, fresh from reports that US military footage a...

Sheila accused of keying Tesla turns herself in after car catches her red handed

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We don’t know what it is about Teslas that makes people want to key the s**t out of them, but they seem to inspire levels of rage that fill people with an uncontrollable urge to abandon all common-sense and just key a...