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This huge f**ken whale is suspected of being a Russian weapon
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F**k yes, Russia! F**k yes! Here we all are, still thinking you’re busy dicking about with bears and having your plans to turn them into super-soldiers backfire on you, but you’re bloody way past that. It turns out th...
This zookeeper was reunited with elephant he cared for 35 years ago
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From time to time, you’ve probably all wondered whether or not the phrase ‘an elephant never forgets’ was fair dinkum enough to have any actual merit or whether it was a load of the old proverbial…well, thanks to a re...
This Hospital is offering instant six-pack surgery and it’s pretty f**ken weird
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Everyone knows that a six-pack is bloody awesome. You crack it out of the fridge, you down the stubbies and you chill the f**k out while you blast some tunes and talk s**t with the missus. If you’re anything like us, ...
Lord of the Rings fan travels around New Zealand dressed in Gandalf costume
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Long before there was Game of Thrones, there was the fantasy series it used as inspiration. It even included an ancient evil hiding in the deep north where it could eventually mount an attack on the free world. That s...
The world’s scariest f**ken roller coaster has just opened
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It doesn’t matter how old you are, it’s pretty f**ken tough to get over a love of rollercoasters. These big bloody marvels are pretty f**ken awesome feats of engineering. They exist only to provide s**tloads of fun to...
Kids who found out their parents are way f***en cooler than them
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You might not realise it, particularly if you’re still only knee-high to a grasshopper, but for some of you, there’s at least the possibility your parents were way cooler than you are. Deadset, before they were your o...
This bloke has gone viral for escaping police like a ‘real life ninja’
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You might have had teachers in school tell you that you’ll never get anywhere playing video games. They might have even told you that they’ll teach you nothing. Well, in many cases, they might be right. But like with ...
New Zealand accent has been voted the sexiest in the world
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The world is f***en choc-a-block with accents. Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty well known for the sweet lilting cadences of our own accent, but other places around the world have got some great s**t going on with their...
Fully grown bloke who laid hands on skater kids gets f***en dealt with
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Bloody fisticuffs. An old-fashioned fracas. A down and dirty dust-up. You’ve gotta love watching a couple of blokes throw some bloody punches on the internet. Aside from cat memes and Game of Thrones spoilers, it’s no...
This freediving couple takes you beneath the word underwater like never before
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The world beneath the ocean is often spoken of as the last truly unexplored place. While we’ve done tonnes of scientific s**t down there, and plenty of people have explored parts of it, there’s still so much that’s in...
Bloke draws dicks around potholes so that his local Council would fix them
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Todgers. Penises. Schlongs, schlorts and schlappers. Nobs. Baby-makers. Cocks, beef bayonets or tallywhackers; whatever you call them, you can’t deny they’re capable of some pretty awesome things. They are, of course,...
Bloke gets physically assaulted for spoiling Endgame outside cinema
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You might have heard of a tiny little independent movie seeing release this year called Avengers: Endgame. It’s only a small production, but it’s one that’s highly anticipated by fans, and apparently, it’s got some tw...
Groom struts down the aisle to “The Rock” theme song at his wedding
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I’ve been to more than my fair share of weddings over the years… After watching a dozen of me mates tie the knot, if you’ve seen one wedding ceremony you’ve seen them all don’t ya reckon? If I’m being honest, weddi...
Grandma with Alzheimer’s climbs down the outside of apartment building
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I’m gonna start by sayin’ there’s nothing funny about f**ken Alzheimer’s mates. It’s a pr**ck of a disease that affects heaps of people and their families. It must be hard for all involved to come to terms with the de...
This Instagram ‘Influencer’ faked her whole ‘trip’ to Coachella to prove a point
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It’s pretty common to hear someone tell you that the news media is completely full of s**t, and yeah, it is, but by the same token, so is social media and the world of video-blogging. Obviously, we all know that there...
1,500 years ago, someone ate a venomous snake whole
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It might never have occurred to you, but while there’s obviously a glamorous side to archaeology that lets you dig up dinosaur bones, fight ancient mummies and search for the lost city of Atlantis, the field – just li...
This interactive map shows where you’d end up if you dug through the earth
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The idea of digging right through the core of the world to find out what’s on the other side is pretty f**ken spesh to us Ozzies. After all, it’s that very concept that helped coin us the nickname of The Land Down Und...
This ‘giant potato’ has been turned into a $200 per night Airbnb hotel
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Anyone who’s done a bit of travelling will know that AirBnb is a bloody tops place to find somewhere to crash without breaking the bank. But, while it might offer tonnes of awesome places at bargain prices, affordable...
This badass parrot got arrested for warning drug dealers about the police
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When it comes to literature and urban legend, the kinds of animals crack-dealers use to guard their premises from the authorities are typically pretty f**ken large, pretty f**ken ferocious, and pretty f**ken lethal, b...
This Sheila sent 65,000 text messages after one date and ended up in prison
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By now you’ve probably heard the story floating around the Internet about Jacqueline Ades. If not, here’s a quick recap. This Sheila met a millionaire bloke online and they went on ONE date. The bloke wasn’t intereste...
