This badass parrot got arrested for warning drug dealers about the police

When it comes to literature and urban legend, the kinds of animals crack-dealers use to guard their premises from the authorities are typically pretty f**ken large, pretty f**ken ferocious, and pretty f**ken lethal, but a recent drug-bust in Brazil flies right into the face of that idea. These cheeky buggers were using a trained parrot to keep watch for the cops and to sound the alarm when it saw them coming. Unfortunately for the unnamed parrot, it’s been taken into police custody – along with its crackhead owners.

For a bit of context on this bit of shenanigans, we need to take wing and head to the region of Piauí in Brazil.

That’s exactly where police preparing to raid a suspected drug den were shocked when they heard the parrot screaming, “Mamãe, polícia!” If you’re not too much for translations, that means, “Mama, police!”

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Perhaps bolstered by this ironic confirmation of their suspicions, the police managed to arrest the bird’s suspected crack-dealing owners, a man and a teenage girl.

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An officer involved in the arrests told journalists, “He must have been trained for this. As soon as the police got close, he started shouting!”

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While the bird is also in police custody, it’s proved to be a tough nut to crack and has yet to sing like a canary. So far, it’s kept pretty f**ken quiet.

One journalist who’s met the bird said, “So far it hasn’t made a sound … completely silent.”

The “papagaio do tráfico,” or “drug trafficking parrot,” as it’s been dubbed by local media, will soon be released to a local zoo. It’s expected that it will be released into the wild once it’s been taught to fly.

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Final thought: Let’s just hope this bird isn’t really the evil mastermind of it all. We certainly wouldn’t want it breaking into the prison and coordinating an epic jailbreak. Ah, f**k it, who are we kidding? Of course we would. Someone crank the Acca Dacca, we really need this to happen. Come on, Parrot, you can do it!

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