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Fatboy Slim mixes Greta Thunberg’s UN speech into “Right Here, Right Now”

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The world was simpler back in 1998. Sure, we still had tonnes of s**t going on, but you’d wake up on the weekend, you’d smash your bowl of cereal and you’d chuck on a bit of Recovery on the ABC to feel your way into t...

Joaquin Phoenix shows up at a screening of Joker

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We don’t know if you’ve been living under a rock or not, but right now, the new Joker movie is all the bloody rage. It’s smashing box-office records, gathering heaps of praise, stirring a bit of controversy and sheddi...

Diver attempts to convince fussy octopus to give up it’s plastic cup armour

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We’ve had octopuses on here a few times lately, and we bloody love that. As we’ve said a thousand times, they’re clever little buggers and it’s always interesting to see just how they spend their time. Now, if you’re ...

This attempted gender reveal turned into a bloody hilarious nightmare

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In this day and age, everything’s got to be a big bloody display. Take the idea of the gender reveal for example. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon celebrating as much as you can is a bloody good thing. After all, who doe...

Bloke accidentally captures video of daughter dancing to their dog playing piano

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If you’ve ever heard someone say that we don’t deserve dogs, videos like the one you’ll see down below are a pretty good example of why. As you know, they’re bloody legends who’ll do whatever they can to make your day...

Chefs of Reddit share the red flags you should look for before eating at a restaurant

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Let’s be honest, we all love eating out. Seriously, if you get it right, it tastes great, there’s no clean-up and you can always chuck in a cheeky beer as well. But, the flip-side of that is that there’s nothing worse...

It took this family two years to realise their pet wasn’t a dog

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F**ken dogs are great aren’t they? Seriously, they’re smart, they’re friendly, they’re obedient and they’re really bloody good at growing to three metres tall and walking on two legs. Nah, we’re not kidding. This Chin...

These HR people revealed inclusions on job applications that were bloody strange

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Work. As much as everyone bitches about it, it’s one of those real necessities in life. With it, you get to enjoy awesome things like somewhere to live, food and beer. Without it, well, you get the idea. Of course, to...

Boxer lands cheeky kiss on opponent during pre-fight staredown

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Boxing’s traditional stare-down is a pretty handy piece of marketing. You get both combatants staring into each other’s eyes, playing up the intensity, and giving the fans what they want to see - all before the big fi...

Poker player busted by internet detectives allegedly stealing $350k while on camera

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Poker’s one of those games that bloody everyone takes pretty seriously. Deadset, you can sit down with your mates and a few brewskis for a game of poker, but you know as well as we do that it’s only a matter of time b...

Tweet gets roasted for claiming family earning $350k per year would be struggling

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Finances are a pretty funny thing. Obviously, in plenty of places, it’s a bit of a social no-no to talk about exactly how much money is flowing through your household, but understanding those figures can also lead to ...

Italian Reporter silences entire crowd of soccers fans yelling at her to get the jugs out

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Today's yarn comes all the way from Italy, the land of wine, pasta and crazed Soccer fans. Among many other beautiful things like the Vatican and the Colosseum, Italy is home to a young sheila named Diletta Leotta.  ...

Legendary bloke has created one of our all time favourite inventions

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Bin day. No matter where you are, it’s a pain in the arse. Deadset, around here, it seems like every Tuesday morning we’re already running late for work when we realise we’ve gotta put the bins out. Sometimes, it’s ea...

Sheila climbs into Zoo’s lion den

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It’s really not a big claim to say that the world is full of stupid people. Yeah, nah, really it’s not. The evidence is all around us, and despite the fact that we’re supposed to grow collectively smarter as a race wi...

Company tries to “slut-shame” job candidate for Instagram post, blows up in their face beautifully

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Getting a decent job that you're happy to rock up to each day is pretty important in the grand scheme of things. Most of us will be working for 50 or 60 odd years, so you may as well try and get work doing something y...

The Goldeneye 007 unreal engine 4 remake is looking f*@#en awesome!

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Nintendo 64’s timeless James Bond game, Goldeneye is a game that’s still remembered very, very fondly by those who had the joy of playing it back in the day. S**t, considering it originally saw release back in 1997, i...

Mexican Grandma started YouTube channel to teach her homemade recipes, has over 300,000 subscribers in 2 months

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If you’ve ever been out on the piss and found yourself fanging for a bloody good feed, there’s a pretty strong chance you’ve settled on Mexican food. In reality, that’s a smart move. We all know that Mexican food is f...

“Single Mum” tries to scam person she bought couch from with fag bugs, backfires beautifully

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Bloody scammers are a strange breed of human. Deadset, while these cheeky buggers have the poor intention of ripping people off – often for quite large sums of cash – they frequently find themselves as comic foils in ...

Someone hacked a shoe store and played “adult films” for hours on their TV’s

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The idea of getting hacked by some shonky b**tard makes me bloody nervous... There's stuff on me phone and laptop, that I wouldn't be particularly happy about sharing with the world, no nudie sex stuff, or pics of me ...

These people reckon pop culture has ruined their names

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Bloody names are funny things aren’t they? Depending on where and when you were born, your name’s probably gonna follow some sort of cultural or social trend or tradition. That’s pretty normal and it goes a long way t...