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Cow Drop Kicks A Man For Hitting Another Cow, Becomes Internet Hero

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The internet gods have seen fit to provide us with another fantastic ‘When Animals Attack Video’. In it, some dude with a whacky thing cops a karate kick straight to the face from the kickass little calf – and you’ll ...

This Bloke’s Ex Sent Him An Apology Letter And He Sent It Back Graded

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Being cheated on ranks up there with the biggest hurts a dude (or dudette) can experience. The betrayal, the shock and the anger all combine to build a nasty little gut punch that can leave you in quite the forlorn st...

Bloke Goes Viral For This Incredible Piece of Forklift Skill

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Talent is a curious beast. It can be found in the strangest of places. It might be Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Children, it might be a busking idiot savant playing ukulele while busting out sums without a cal...

Halloween Special: Some of the Scariest Two Sentence Horror Stories Ever

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It’s Halloween ya spooky wankers. The one night of the year when it’s totally OK to dress up, eat junk food, prank the neighbours and watch horror movies until your eyes bleed is upon us. To celebrate, here are some o...

Top Bloke Finds Iguana 4 Miles Out to Sea, Takes Him To Safety

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Imagine finding an iguana 4 miles out to sea and giving it a ride back to land. That’s exactly what happened when Steve from Key West Kayak Fishing was heading home from an offshore fishing trip. I bloody love bloo...

Angry Driver Nearly Runs Himself Over In Road Rage Incident

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Dashcams are bloody grouse aren’t they? Designed originally to provide people with evidence when some silly bloody shenanigans left them needing to make an insurance claim they’ve had the unintended benefit of providi...

Drunken Female Miami Dolphins Fan Somehow Manages To Piss Into Urinal While Standing

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This female Miami Dolphins fan is taking the piss while taking a piss and it's bloody glorious to behold... In this video, taken at last weekend's Jets-Dolphins American football game, an unidentified blonde lass c...

Dentist Opens Women’s Mouth To Find Maggots Between Her Teeth

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In a video gross enough to put Dr Pimple Popper’s pus-filled exploits to shame, a dentist discovers dozens of wriggling maggots in a patient’s mouth. All right, apparently there are millions of you b*****ds out the...

This Canadian Bloke Was Fined For Singing Too Loudly While Driving

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We all know someone whose ‘singing’ could probably be used for cruel and bloody unusual punishments. For me, it’s the chick at work who puts on her earphones and busts out the Nickelback lyrics at high volume in the o...

Dude Tries To Chug Six Beers In Under 40 Seconds Using A Leaf Blower

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You simply have to admire this guys willingness to do mental sh*t... In the following clip, a fella going by the name of L.A. Beast (real name Kevin Strahle) attempts to chug six beers in under 20 seconds 40 second...

Bloke Kills Spider With Blowtorch, Burns House Down In Process

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The phrase, ‘kill it with fire’ is a pretty bloody epic one. It makes a great f***ing meme, and an awesome throwback to John Carpenter’s seminal 1982 horror movie The Thing. Sh**, you could even get away with saying i...

Bloke Hands Himself In To Police After Losing Bet on Facebook

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You’ve got to love an honest criminal. They might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, the brightest star in the sky or the quickest wit in the west, but they’re usually pretty bloody good for entertainment and a lau...

Research Shows That Your Brain Still Works After You’re Pronounced Dead

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Bloody big – and terrifying – news out of the brainiacs at the New York University Langone School of Medicine right here: once your heart stops beating and doctor’s announce that you’ve kicked the bucket, you’re cactu...

Fake Cracking Effect On a 1200m High Glass Walkway is Mean As F%&k!

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Scaring dudes is bloody good fun isn’t it. It’s always a laugh and there are all sorts of pranks you can pull on people to the amusement of all. You can stick a whoopee cushion under their seat, wrap their entire offi...

Wife’s Annoying Habit Made This Bloke Hide In A Forest For 10 Years

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The nagging wife, an oft-used comedy trope, probably isn’t as funny as television makes her seem.  And nagging anyone isn’t fun really. Let’s not make this misogynous: nagging bosses, nagging parents, nagging siblings...

Kid Swallows Party Blower, Makes The Sound Every Time He Breathes

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Schadenfreude is a German word that means 'pleasure derived from another person's misfortune' and while it can occasionally be mean to laugh at someone who's come a cropper, often it's impossible not to. That's def...

News Reporter Left Embarrassed After Perfect Photobomb on Live TV

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Sometimes live television is a real gift. It’s the kind of thing that gives us an uncensored swear-word, an overly confident streaker who really should have waited for warmer weather or just a news report that deliver...

This Duck Is A Regular At The Pub, He Drinks Pints & Picks Fights

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Fight fans rejoice! We’ve got a f*****g bewdy for you on tonight’s bill. It’s the heavily anticipated battle of fur vs feathers, it’s Star the bow-tie wearing drunkard duck vs his one-time mate Meggie the dog.  Avi...

Pink Drunk-Emailed Eminem About Collaborating And Received a Priceless Reply

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When you’re a man as famous for your wordcraft and lyrical flow as Eminem you get to choose when you spill the beans in great detail or when you keep the messages short and sweet. Marshall Mathers has officially be...

Mother And Son Survive 10 Days In Outback Using These Bear Grylls Techniques

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I’ve always thought that Bear Grylls would be the kind of bloke you’d need with you if you ever became lost in the outback. Of course, you’d have to run the risk of him eating you if there was no other food about, but...