First ever undersea villa opens in luxury Maldives hotel

For a long time, most of us have always thought that the saying ‘he sleeps with the fishes’ meant that the mafia had put you in some concrete boots and made you walk the plank or that you were Troy McClure. Turns out, we might have been wrong. If you’ve got a cool $50,000 per night, this brand spanking new hotel in the Maldives will let you sleep in a glass hotel room under the Indian Ocean where you can relax to the calming sight of sharks, krakens and evil mermaids as you nod off to sleep…

Dead f**ken set and all jokes aside, this is bloody mint. It’s like living in one of those nifty-as-f**k underwater research labs from The Meg. To enjoy the first ever undersea villa, you’ll need to travel all the way to the Conrad Maldives Rangali hotel and hope that it’s not booked out.

The scenery around the hotel. Credit: Conrad Maldives Rangali

As the only one of its kind in the world, the hotel room doesn’t come cheap. Yeah, nah, at fifty-thousand US dollar-doos a night, it’s pretty f**ken far from cheap. BUT, if you can front up the cash, you’ll sleep five metres below the surface of the Indian Ocean – and this thing is decked out.

The view from the shitter. Credit: Conrad Maldives Rangali

Back on the surface upstairs, there are bloody infinity pools, ocean-facing bathtubs, a bar and dining room; and, of course, quarters for your own personal butler and private security detachment. Make no mistake; if you’ve got that kind of coin to spare, you’re bringing the entourage. After all, when the sea-beasts do attack, someone’s gonna have to stick a gas canister in their mouth and shoot it.

Where you can dream of small hairline cracks forming in the glass. Credit: Conrad Maldives Rangali

Anyway, as you can see from the photos, it looks f**ken great. While you rich b*stards are enjoying it, the rest of us will have to make do with coupons to Underwater World and just pretend.

The bath. Wonder if it has mildew? Credit: Conrad Maldives Rangali

Final thought: Look, if you can’t afford a night or two here – and even Underwater World is a bit of a stretch – just give it time. Even if you’ll never save up, the way things are going we’ll all soon have our own underwater houses. Just keep burning the fossil fuel if you want to speed the process up and Bob’s your f**ken uncle.

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H/T: Daily Mail.