This huge f***en unit just announced his MMA debut

This huge f***en unit just announced his MMA debut

For some reason, everyone loves to watch a big bloke fight. Fark, we all love it even more when that big bloke fights a little quick bloke with some mad tekkers, right? Sort of like the Mountain and bloody Oberyn Martell – just without the poison and head-explosions. Yeah, nah, that all good on television, but in real life, it might be a bit much. Anyway, check out the Iranian Hulk and find out who wants to fight him below…

Dollar-store ation figure pose, initiate! Credit: Instagram

The big fella’s name is Sajad Gharibi and you can call him that, the Persian Hercules – or, as previously mentioned – the Iranian Hulk. Either way, he’s still a bloody huge mother***er. While that might mean you don’t want to cop a bloody fist from him – unless you’re into that sort of thing – it doesn’t have to mean he’s particularly good at fighting, though. Right?

Streets of Rage bad guy pose, initiate also! Credit: Instagram

Nevertheless, the 6 foot 2, 385 pound bloke has signed up to fight some Brazilian bloke. He’s apparently had a few offers from the WWE, but he’s posted on Instagram that, “I’m finally accepting my first professional fight from a Brazilian fighter before 2020.” That may be a good thing. We don’t know what his acting’s like and all that stage-craft has gotta take a lot of practice.

Oi, Tugger, do you see what I see? Credit: Instagram

As is always the case, some of MMA’s stars have been adding their opinion on the Persian Hercules and his forays into the ring. Brian Ortega reckons that, “I would just gas him out, p*ss him off. Of course, you’re gonna see me just get mauled up like a damn little chihuahua in the beginning. But just when I ride that wave out, it’s a done deal man. He’ll gas out and he’ll be mine.”

For what it’s worth, we wouldn’t be too keen to get into a gassing contest with a dude who clearly eats so much protein.

Feelin’ cute, might roll my shorts up and show off my camel toe. Credit: Instagram

Final thought: What do you reckon, blokes and blokettes? Will he be much cop in the ring? Would you want to watch him fight someone like Ortega? Post your thoughts in the Facebook comments. You know the drill.

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