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Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot shows off f*cken parkour skills

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Okay, okay, you’ve probably seen a tonne of sh*tpost articles about a ‘parkour’ robot that can go up steps and shit. And yeah, nah, that f**ken robot’s real, but while the internet sh*ts a collective brick about the p...

Blokes hack arcade game to get sh*tload of tickets

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Mate, how the f**k are ya? Are you better than a dugong’s donut? Happier than a double-dicked dingo? Cheerier than a cassowary’s cockles? I hope so. BUT, if you’re not, we’ve got just the thing for you: a little life-...

Netflix to feature “choose your own adventure” episode of Black Mirror

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Remember Choose Your Own Bloody Adventure Stories? We f**ken do. And make no mistake, they were the bloody tits! And, according to Netflix, it seems we’re not the only ones. The streaming TV giant has announced that s...

Prisoners use drone to get Chinese takeaway delivered

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Fair f**ken dinkum, drones have got to be one of the most important inventions in the last hundred years or so. They’ve completely revolutionised the way we do all sorts of shit. Need to spy on someone? Drone. Need to...

Doctors invent new tool to dislodge 23-inch dildo from bloke’s ass

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Every now and then, we’re all faced with a problem that’s a little bit humiliating to bring up in a public setting. A small problem that’s slightly awkward to talk about. A tiny little dilemma that we’re not sure, we ...

Russia is opening a Jurassic Park-Style cloning facility to revive extinct species

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OK, ladies and gentlemen, rightio, sheilas and wankers, it’s time we set the record straight. We hear that it’s a bad idea to revive long-extinct species too bloody often. We’re told that what’s dead should stay dead ...

Tesla billionaire Elon Musk gets blazed with Joe Rogan

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You’ve probably heard of Elon Musk. He’s kind of a big deal in the world of technology and engineering. His public image as the brains behind a socially responsible company that likes to think about sustainable and ef...

Russian arms firm Kalashnikov unveils 13ft walking soldier robot

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Bloody Russia! The country that never disappoints when it comes to its internet contributions. And we mean that. Sometimes a country’s internet fodder is a little weak and fails to inspire pants-sh***ing terror in the...

Breathing underwater may soon be a reality!

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A lot has been made of rising water-levels in recent years, and with the sun melting the sh*t out of the icecaps, it’s pretty easy to see why. Yeah, nah, if things keep going the way they are, that ‘legendary’ Kevin C...

The new iPhone is rumoured to get a surprise feature that Steve Jobs would f*cken hate

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G’day, ladies and wankers. How the f**k are you today? If you’re an Apple fan, you might be starting to get a little bit of a technology boner, because if rumours are to be believed, Apple is expected to announce its ...

$1500 Telsa surfboards sells out instantly

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F**ken Tesla – the technology giant, not the fairly decent rock band – have set themselves up as one of the primo environmentally-friendly and socially woke companies of the modern era. With tonnes of cool inventions,...

NASA preparing 17-year-old girl to become first human to reach Mars

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I’m not sure about you wankers, but when I was seventeen my usefulness to the human race was pretty bloody limited. I’m sure you can relate. After all, most seventeen-year-olds are just big kids in what’s sort of star...

Google gives stunning demo of AI making an actual phone call

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Artificial Intelligence is one of the big dilemmas facing humanity today. On one hand you have the potential benefits inherent in a computerised workforce able to think for itself, and on the other, you have Terminato...

Chinese Break The Internet With New “Invisibility Cloak”

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F**k me sideways, technology is bloody amazing these days!  We’ve got all sorts of cool sh** to show off to the aliens when they finally get here.  But, I tell you what, while we’re busy shutting down our artificially...

Elon Musk and Tesla Unveil Slick New Electric Semi-Truck

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Electric cars have just about become a normal part of our forward-thinking and progressive society these days.  But while they’re becoming more and more common, our roads are still clogged up by those big-ass polluter...

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