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PornHub traffic results during the Super Bowl

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We all know that the archaeologists of the future will have to sift through s**tloads upon s**tloads of data and arbitrary information to really understand what the people of our generation are really like. Quite simp...

Driverless Tesla kills autonomous robot

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Those of us who’ve heeded the warnings of Terminator and have been sh*tting bricks over the coming influx of robots and machines imbued with artificial intelligence, might not have to worry after all. Yeah, nah, if a ...

Scientists develop tool to help with male infertility

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If you’ve ever seen or read The Children of Men, you’ll know that rising infertility rates might end up being a real kick in the balls for the human race. Fortunately, one company is now selling a device that will ens...

This viral 195 gigapixel photograph of Shanghai needs to be seen to be believed

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At any given moment, there could be millions of stories unfolding in the midst of a city as humongous as f**ken Shanghai. There could be the budding romance burgeoning between two sons of rival CEOs, there could be th...

Unreal photos show huge crater full of ice discovered on Mars

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The planet Mars has held enduring fascination for scientists, writers, and the public alike for f**ken yonks. It’s long been the projected back-up plan for when our Earth finally becomes too unbearably hot, and as a r...

Russian TV shows off ‘robot’ that’s actually a man in a robot suit

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F**ken robots are pretty big business these days. And er, yeah, nah, we’re not talking about the kind that puts you out of work or the kind that sucks and f*cks, we’re talking about proper robots you can buy as friend...

Disabling one gene will let you eat as much as you want without becoming fat

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With the Christmas season coming up, you might be thinking about all the top-notch food you’re gonna f**ken smash while trying to ignore the reality that if you’re not smart about it, you’re probably gonna whack on a ...

All humans have the same parents, scientists claim

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G’day, ya big bloody boofheads. We hope you’ve brought your lab coats today, because we’re gonna check out some of the latest goss from the world of Science. What’s that goss exactly? Well, it seems a couple of blokes...

NASA publishes the greatest PR video of all time

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We probably don’t tend to think about it much these days, but f**ken space travel is pretty bloody rad. To take part in it, you’ve got to be smarter than at least two average people, reasonably fit, okay with possibly...

Dubai police have started using giant drone looking hoverbikes

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Remember the television show, Cops? We know, we know, you’re probably wondering how the f**k you could forget. It was always a tops bloody source of cop on crackhead action. Anyway, imagine how different it would have...

At 10 trillion frames per second, this camera captures light in slow motion

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You know, the earth is full of really bloody quick things. Have a bloody think about it: there’s a plummeting peregrine falcon, the time an Ozzy Prime Minister spends in office, a speeding bullet, and a f**ken cheetah...

NASA scientists have observed something coming out of a black hole

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Farken hell, bugger me sideways if this isn’t one for the nerdlingers out there. It’s got science, it’s got black holes and it’s got NASA. That’s like the holy trinity of nerd sh*t. So strap yourselves in and let’s ge...

Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot shows off f*cken parkour skills

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Okay, okay, you’ve probably seen a tonne of sh*tpost articles about a ‘parkour’ robot that can go up steps and shit. And yeah, nah, that f**ken robot’s real, but while the internet sh*ts a collective brick about the p...

Blokes hack arcade game to get sh*tload of tickets

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Mate, how the f**k are ya? Are you better than a dugong’s donut? Happier than a double-dicked dingo? Cheerier than a cassowary’s cockles? I hope so. BUT, if you’re not, we’ve got just the thing for you: a little life-...

Netflix to feature “choose your own adventure” episode of Black Mirror

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Remember Choose Your Own Bloody Adventure Stories? We f**ken do. And make no mistake, they were the bloody tits! And, according to Netflix, it seems we’re not the only ones. The streaming TV giant has announced that s...