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Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms

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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...

NVIDIA’s latest AI software transforms dodgy drawings into works of f***en art

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Have you ever wished you could be as good at drawing as Bob f**en Ross? Have you ever wanted to just chill out while looking at a kickass painting and thinking to yourself, yeah, I f**ken painted that? Well, thanks to...

Bloke conducts experiment to work out what the f*** the dials on ya toaster mean

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It doesn’t matter where you’re from or what you believe, there’s always going to be at least one thing that can bind humans from all over the globe for the common good. We reckon a mad feed could probably have a fair ...

Scientists have successfully reversed time in a quantum computer

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Considering some of the dodgy s**t that goes on in the world today, there are probably a few people who wish they could turn back the clock and have another crack at a few things in their lives. And why not, this scen...

Forget AI, humans with Amplified Intelligence could be waaaay more powerful

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By this stage of your Netflix membership, you should be well and truly familiar with the concept of artificial intelligence. You know, the field of research that’s trying to make machines smart enough to learn and do ...

New 3D printer looks like something straight out of f***en Star Trek

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In recent years, we’ve seen the development of 3D printers that are pretty f**ken gun. Yep, thanks to those people you picked on in school, we now have the technology to actually print cool s**t in 3D. Yep, if your pr...

The most f***en ridiculously deep swimming pool in the world to open in Poland

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Here in Ozzyland, we f**ken love a good swimming pool. It may be a surprise to some because our beaches are so bloody good, but we’re also pretty f**ken keen on swimming pools too. It may be because once you reach cer...

PornHub traffic results during the Super Bowl

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We all know that the archaeologists of the future will have to sift through s**tloads upon s**tloads of data and arbitrary information to really understand what the people of our generation are really like. Quite simp...

Driverless Tesla kills autonomous robot

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Those of us who’ve heeded the warnings of Terminator and have been sh*tting bricks over the coming influx of robots and machines imbued with artificial intelligence, might not have to worry after all. Yeah, nah, if a ...

Scientists develop tool to help with male infertility

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If you’ve ever seen or read The Children of Men, you’ll know that rising infertility rates might end up being a real kick in the balls for the human race. Fortunately, one company is now selling a device that will ens...

This viral 195 gigapixel photograph of Shanghai needs to be seen to be believed

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At any given moment, there could be millions of stories unfolding in the midst of a city as humongous as f**ken Shanghai. There could be the budding romance burgeoning between two sons of rival CEOs, there could be th...

Unreal photos show huge crater full of ice discovered on Mars

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The planet Mars has held enduring fascination for scientists, writers, and the public alike for f**ken yonks. It’s long been the projected back-up plan for when our Earth finally becomes too unbearably hot, and as a r...

Russian TV shows off ‘robot’ that’s actually a man in a robot suit

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F**ken robots are pretty big business these days. And er, yeah, nah, we’re not talking about the kind that puts you out of work or the kind that sucks and f*cks, we’re talking about proper robots you can buy as friend...

Disabling one gene will let you eat as much as you want without becoming fat

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With the Christmas season coming up, you might be thinking about all the top-notch food you’re gonna f**ken smash while trying to ignore the reality that if you’re not smart about it, you’re probably gonna whack on a ...

All humans have the same parents, scientists claim

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G’day, ya big bloody boofheads. We hope you’ve brought your lab coats today, because we’re gonna check out some of the latest goss from the world of Science. What’s that goss exactly? Well, it seems a couple of blokes...