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Centuries old ‘witch marks’ found in ancient cave
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It’s been a bloody good month for cavers and archaeologists in the UK. First of all, they found some ancient Roman dick and balls carvings in quarries near Hadrian’s Wall, which is impressive enough in itself, but a s...
Strangers keep Tinder convo going for 3 years, Tinder responds
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When two young people meet on Tinder, you don't normally think it will be for the long term. Sure there's probably some couples out there that stood the test of time, but generally speakin' ya reckon these dating apps...
Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA
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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...
Bloke leaves sheila brutal list of “tips” after first date
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Mate, you don't need to be single to know the dating world can be an absolute cesspool, full to the brim with less than desirable options. Some of the s**t that people have to go through to find a decent human being i...
New 3D printer looks like something straight out of f***en Star Trek
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In recent years, we’ve seen the development of 3D printers that are pretty f**ken gun. Yep, thanks to those people you picked on in school, we now have the technology to actually print cool s**t in 3D. Yep, if your pr...
The most f***en ridiculously deep swimming pool in the world to open in Poland
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Here in Ozzyland, we f**ken love a good swimming pool. It may be a surprise to some because our beaches are so bloody good, but we’re also pretty f**ken keen on swimming pools too. It may be because once you reach cer...
Carpenter shares chat with entitled bloke demanding custom table built in under 2 weeks
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You know, despite everything you’ve ever heard to the contrary, having a Dad who runs a business and hooks you up with contacts isn’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be. Obviously, that kind of s**t will have its p...
Bloke caught catching 40 f**ken winks on the highway has his Tesla goes 120kmph
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We’ve all heard about the Tesla’s awesome as f**k ability to self-drive. S**t, we’ve even shown you one on the go, but, on the flip-side of that, there’s also the tesla that skittled a f**ken robot at a recent trade f...
Mum whose son dropped the bloke who was pestering her speaks out
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We’re pretty certain you saw the video we shared yesterday where a young bloke stuck up for his mum and f**ken floored a stranger who was pestering her. Many of you who viewed it and mentioned that you thought somethi...
Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
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This is gonna sound a bit grim, but that’s all right, because we don’t actually mean it to and it’ll all make sense in just a second. Here goes: have you ever considered where you’d like to die? At home in your bed se...
Sports Illustrated release sneak peak of Paige VanZant photoshoot
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When most Ozzy's think about two chick's blewin', ya mind would naturally wander to visions of two sheila's, full of goon, pulling each other's hair and scratchin', out the front of ya local RSL at 2am... not beaut ha...
You’ve been eating pineapple wrong your whole life
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Pineapple has become one of those weirdly controversial topics in recent years. As you know, there’s great debate as to whether you put it on your pizza or whether you don’t. In the past, it’s been famous for being th...
Son bloody drops bloke pestering his sick mum
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We’re not the sort of blokes who advocate for violence here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but if there’s one time you just don’t have a choice, it’s when someone’s disrespecting your mother. Yeah, nah, when that s**t happens, ...
Mum from viral “disgusting” video still has people shout catchphrase at her 5 years later
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Scottish Mum of three, Lizzie Brash was the unwilling subject of a video that went bloody mental back in the day. It's been viewed over 10 million times for f**ks sake. She was unknowingly recorded in the clip by her ...
Group of women claim “self stimulation” is the key to getting through childbirth
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The Divinyls sang back in the 80’s about the fine line between pleasure and pain. Somehow I don't think they were talking about metaphors for masturbation and childbirth, but I've been wrong once or twice before. I...
Bloke goes around calling teachers by their first name and filming their reaction
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Bloody high school was an interesting time wasn’t it? While you were going through your own personal puberty, awkward phase and journey of self-discovery, you also had to interact with a bunch of adults you barely kne...
This plumber charged $230,000 for a blocked toilet
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If you own your own place, the chances are that sooner or later you’re going to need to get a tradie in to complete some sort of work. And, yeah, we know, it’s a home reno generation and everyone thinks they can handl...
Bloke discovers dead eagle with tracking device, turns out it travelled everywhere
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F**ken eagles are majestic bloody beasts. While the lion rules the land as the king of the jungle, we’re pretty bloody certain that eagles are the kings of the sky. They’re big apex predators and they’re instantly rec...
Drunk captain smashes cargo ship into South Korean bridge
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Does anyone else remember the sequel to the Speed movie, Speed 2? We do, and if you’re wondering how they managed to top the legendary first movie, it was simple. Speed, but on a ship and with added Willem Defoe. Anyw...
Flat Earther spent $20k and accidentally proved the Earth is round
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Flat Earther Bob Knodel is committed to making sure all of us simpletons understand that we've been fooled by the concept that the Earth is a sphere. Bob is so committed in fact that he spent 20 grand buyin' a bloody ...
