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Some of the “best” worst tattoos on the Internet
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Providing it’s not your own tough sticker, there’s plenty to love about a sh*t tattoo. Whether it’s terrible because of poor spelling, dodgy drawing or sheer why-the-f**k-would-you-get-that-tattooed-on-ness, a dodgy t...
Safari tourist attempts to pat wild lion from car window, instantly regrets it
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If there’s one piece of advice every wanker and their woman should keep in mind when they’re on safari, it’s this: keep your head, your arms, your limbs and your tits inside the vehicle at all times. Failure to do so ...
Three Pro-Wrestlers battle a male lion in tug of war
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In an exciting treat for visitors to the San Antonio Zoo this week, three WWE wrestlers went head to head with one young male lion in the most exciting tug of war contest you’ve seen since you were in high school! Chu...
Singer Soccer Kicks A Guy In Head After He Tries To Grope Her Onstage
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For some reason, some dudes just don’t understand that you don’t have the right to cop a feel whenever you have the urge. You’d think people would see videos like this one as a warning, but yeah-nah, they don’t. They ...
Bloke who reckons he has the world’s longest schlong says he slept with an Oscar winner
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Jonah Falcon reckons he’s got the world’s biggest dick. At 13.5 inches, he claims it’s the largest apple-headed monster in the entire world, the most massive maiden masher there is, the hugest hymen hammer in all of h...
Johnny Knoxville Breaks Down His Biggest Injuries
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Johnny Knoxville is one tough b*stard. If you’ve seen any of his stunts in Jackass, you probably suspect this, but listening to him break down his list of injuries in a video for Vanity Fair isn’t just intriguing, it’...
Town Airs Its Laundry In Defiance of Anonymous Letter
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If there’s one thing we love here in Ozzyland, it’s a good old-fashioned rebellion. We simply love people who stick it to the ‘man’ and stick their middle fingers up at the tall poppies who look down on others. The to...
Angry Biker Headbutts Driver Who Tried To Cut Off His Mate
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Mate! With the world cup upon us, it seems like dudes from Turkey to the US are just aching to practice their heading skills – and there doesn’t have to be a ball in sight! Fresh from a killer headbutt on the streets ...
Chinese John Wick Saves His Three Dogs From A Thief With A Machete
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We all know who John Bloody Wick is, but you have to check out the Chinese bloke who saves his three dogs from a thief with vigilante initiative, a machete and a good old-fashioned car chase! All right, so when you...
Legendary Sheila Catches Foul Ball In Her Beer At The Baseball
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One of the awesome things about baseball is the fact that when you catch a ball, it’s yours to keep. From what I’ve seen on television, making that catch is always, always, always deserving of a bloody celebration. Wa...
Top Bloke Throws Party With Only Simpsons Foods On The Menu
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The Simpsons is more than just a television show, it’s a cultural landmark. It’s more than a show you can quote random lines from, it’s a universal reference point for an entire generation, and it’s more than just ano...
Daughter Suffers Stage Fright During Ballet Performance But Dad Comes To The Rescue
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Anyone with daughters knows you’d do anything for them. If you want to see that in theory in action then read on, my friend, because the Dad in this video goes above and beyond to help his daughter beat her stage-frig...
Legend Demonstrates Why the Earth Looks Flat Even Though It’s Not
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In an age when the ready availability of information on the internet is supposed to make us all smarter, it’s interesting that completely ludicrous ideas like ‘the earth is flat’ have been able to profligate. Fortunat...
Ozzy Sheila Arrested for Getting Pissed and Riding Her Horse to the Bottlo
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Bloody hell, this poor duck’s had a total f**king mare. During a night on the piss, she thinks she's figured out a way to outsmart the coppers and taken the horse instead of the car! The problem with that: she's still...
Legendary fireman catches suicidal woman in mid air as she plummets
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Give it up for the fire brigade, ladies and gentleman! These true f**ken heroes risk their lives and put their bodies on the line to keep ordinary b*stards like you and I from burning to death on a daily basis. Anyone...
Zoo Director Breaks Up A Lion Lion With His ‘Magic’ Slipper
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Remember when you were only as tall as a wombat’s wanger and you got in trouble with the oldies. If your household was typically Ozzy you were likely to cop a flogging with any one of the following: belt, wooden spoon...
Tourist gropes the locals in Thailand – learns his lesson the hard way
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Some of our favourite videos here at Ozzyman Reviews involve angry locals dealing swift justice to tourists who step out of line. For some reason, some people just don’t remember to pack their manners or their common ...
Crayfish amputates own claw to avoid becoming lunch
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You may have heard the story of Aron Ralston, the dude who chopped his own arm off to avoid dying underneath a boulder, and you may have heard mates joke that they thought they’d have to chop their arm off to escape t...
Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F**ken Tree
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Getting impaled doesn’t sound like much fun at all. In fact, it sounds pretty sh*t. In movies it’s reserved for the real f**khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warz...
Off-Duty FBI bloke rocks a backflip and accidentally shoots someone
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Fark. Like, holy farkin’ fark. That’s pretty much all that can be said about this at first glance. We’ve all had shockers when we’re out on the piss, but I doubt many of you have cocked up quite as badly as the FBI ag...
