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Chinese company builds 350ft tall waterfall on the side of a skyscraper
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When you’re trying to spruce up your humble abode, there’s nothing quite as eye-catching and dramatic as a lovely water feature to really give it some panache. The folks in charge of aesthetics at the Liebian Building...
Wild road rage brawl in the middle of the street ends with car-smash finishing move
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F**K YES, ladies and wankers, it is once again fight night, and I am f**ken excited. I’m like a dingo with two dicks, I’m like a crocodile with two cocks, I’m like a bloody buffalo with two blue-veined custard chucker...
J Lo is f*cken ripped and kickin’ back at 49 years of age
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Good old Jennifer Lopez, the woman we all know as Jenny From The Block, was a big deal in the early 2000s. She was one of the most famous singers in the world, she starred in movies, and she was totally from the block...
Canadian startup company creates the world’s first cannabis beer
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Beer is a beautiful, beautiful thing. It’s already been with us for centuries, and it’ll undoubtedly be with us for many more, but if one Canadian company has their way, it’ll have a little bit of competition from an ...
Seven month old baby has amassed 40,000 Instagram fans for her mop of hair
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Most little blokes and blokettes are lucky to be born with even a few strands of hair. We usually come out of the baby cannon bald and gooey. Usually. Every now and then, nature will throw up a genetic variation. And ...
Big F*ck Off Alligator casually strolls across golf course
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You know we bloody well love our crocodiliacs here in Ozzyland, and why wouldn’t we? We are, after all, home to some of the biggest and nastiest specimens on the planet. That’s not to say we’re the only ones though. T...
Thousands sign up to drink red liquid from 2000-year-old box found in Alexandria
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Unless you’ve been living inside a stone coffin under several tonnes of rock, you’ve probably heard about the giant f**ken sarcophagus they found in Egypt a week or so ago. If you know what I’m talking about, you prob...
Appalling footage shows sea completely inundated with rubbish
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The world’s got a lot of problems. That’s not exactly a secret, but one problem that just won’t seem to go away is the problem of rubbish. Even though we’re all a bit smarter about rubbish than we used to be, there ar...
Good Samaritan chased by debt collectors after calling ambulance for a homeless man
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You know, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there are certain times in life when common sense would apply with no questions asked. And yeah, nah, yeah, you’d be forgiven, but you’d still be wrong. Take this for exam...
Woman with 6ft wide bum trying to put on more weight to break world record
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For an intro to this article, all you need to do is think about Sir Mix-A-Lot’s famous song, Baby Got Back. Then you need to wonder if the esteemed Sir Mix-A-Lot had limits, because Natasha Crown from Sweden might jus...
7 year old goes flying down the highway and burns off a massive truck
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Every now and then you’ll hear someone raising questions about the arbitrary limits we set on the age of consent, the legal age to drink, the legal age to drive, and the fair age to vote. Some people think things are ...
This cat with a human-like face is going viral
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Cats. They can be described in many, many ways. For some reason though, the internet seems to love the murderous little b*stards. Lately, the people of the internet have gotten their knickers in a twist thanks to the ...
Waitress who was groped by pervy bloke speaks out about her ordeal
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By now, you’ve probably all seen Ozzy’s commentary on the take-no-sh*t waitress who body-slammed the slimy b*stard who groped her at work, and if not, you’ve undoubtedly seen the footage somewhere else. Well, the top ...
Cristiano Ronaldo leaves incredibly generous tip at Greek hotel he stayed at
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Cristiano Ronaldo is one of those blokes who is really f**ken good at kicking a ball into a big net. Whether there’s anyone better at putting the onion in the onion bag than old Ronnie is debatable, but one thing is c...
Student who walked 20 miles to his first day of work rewarded with new car by CEO
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Bugger me sideways, ladies and gents, but I sh*t you not; the kid in this story has displayed some f**ken hardcore resilience, dedication and commitment. I bet you he’s bloody stoked he did though. His new boss is so ...
Teen outed and mocked by restaurant online after paying for meal with coins
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Bloody hell! Talk about ungrateful. A young bloke shouting his mate a free lunch with all the quarters he’d earned as a tip at his own job has been called out and shamed by the Lynchburg restaurant they ate at despite...
Vegan’s reaction to being told the mayonnaise on her subway isn’t vegan
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So, let’s talk about vegans for a minute. They might be whiny weirdos who don’t wanna do their bit in keeping the cattle population down, but whatever, each to their own. Having said that, you’ve gotta give ‘em credit...
20+ times people had to look twice to understand what they were seeing at the airport
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Ah, the airport. There are times when strolling into an airport can feel amazing. You might be about to embark on the trip of a lifetime, you might be about to visit someone you haven’t seen in years, or you might jus...
Bloke falls asleep on road trip, missus gets Internet to Photoshop what he missed
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When you’re occupying one of the passenger seats on a road trip, there’s really only one rule you need to follow, don’t sleep through the entire journey. For sure, no one minds you having a little nap, that’s no wukka...
Randy news announcer busted on CCTV showing his missus some “breaking news”
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Picture this: you’re a radio announcer and you’ve decided to bring the misso in for a ‘tour’ of the workplace when she starts to get the itch and you realise you’ve gotta take care of business right there and then. So...
