This cat with a human-like face is going viral
Cats. They can be described in many, many ways. For some reason though, the internet seems to love the murderous little b*stards. Lately, the people of the internet have gotten their knickers in a twist thanks to the cat with the ‘human’ face.
Right, first of all, when I hear about a cat with a human face, my first inclination is to imagine that a cat has peeled a human’s face from its skull and is playing with it in that malicious way they play with mice and rats and birds and lizards. That would at least make sense, right?
But, no, while that would make a great story, I was wrong. First time for everything, I guess. So, yeah, nah, alas, and bugger. This story isn’t about a cat playing with a human face Ed Gein-style, it’s far more family friendly. It’s about a cat whose face looks strangely human.
And will you just look at this cute little tyke! I take it back. Cats aren’t murderous and evil. If they’re anything like this little bugger they’re adorable and fuzzy and amazing. Look at his little eyes and the way he looks at you lovingly.
But…how did he get such a human face? Is he some kind of cat/man hybrid? Did someone take Trump’s famous suggestion to ‘grab ‘em right by the pussy’ and take things a step further? Is this the result of that, or some bizarre genetic testing by the Russians as they seek to create the perfect stealth warrior? This cat is from Russia so there might well be something in that. You heard it here first!
Who knows, and really, who cares? This cat needs to supersede Grumpy Cat as the internet’s most important cat. It needs a public holiday named after it. It needs to be crowned the king of the cats and…ah, nope, wait. Still kills sh*t and drags it inside. Still coughs up furballs, and still isn’t as great a pet as a trusty dog.
You had me going there, ya human-faced little mutant, but you’re still a cat. Just a cute one – and we all know that evil comes in alluring forms. I’m onto you.
Final thought: Bloody cat.
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