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Legend sheila has been expertly running in the shape of d*cks for years
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We have found the real reason fitness trackers were invented. Not for your smug friends to rub into your face how many miles they’ve run and how you’re a lazy piece of sh*t. But for Claire to draw dicks with her runs ...
‘Africa’ by Toto is playing on an endless loop somewhere in the Namibian desert
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When it comes to absolute f**ken bangers, anyone with even an ounce of nous doesn’t even bother looking at tunes from our modern era. Sh*t, most people know you go straight past the early 2000s, straight past the 90s ...
China has just sprouted a plant on the far side of the moon
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It seems like ever since we were young, people have been talking about the fact we might be able to colonise other planets and survive in outer space. Largely, that sh*t’s been Science-Fiction. Recently, though, thing...
Trump serves McDonald’s on silver platters at White House lunch for college football champs
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We’ve seen him in headlines before and we’ll see him again, old mate President Trump is up to his wacky antics again. This time he's served cold (allegedly) fast food to College Football team, the Clemson Tigers who h...
Aussie bogan goes viral after he crashed his missus’ car and ran from the cops
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One of the joys of growing up is learning from your mistakes. And let’s not beat around the bush here, the average young fella f**ks up an awful lot. That’s normal and that’s okay as long you know how to take your mis...
Video footage captured in Brazil shows it’s f*cken raining spiders
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These days, you’ll hear plenty of people talk sh*t about the coming end times. With all the earthquakes, tidal waves, strange creatures washing up on beaches, and existence of a president like Donald Trump, you could ...
Dog’s fart is so bad it makes the cat puke instantly
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‘Dog fart cat puke’. Never in our time on the glorious internets has there been such a clear, descriptive and bloody hilarious title. Now it may not be all that subtle or classy but bloody hell does it tell you exactl...
The Internet can’t agree on what the lyrics say in this Rihanna song
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By now every man and his dingo are familiar with internet mindf**ks like the ‘Yanny or Laurel’ audio, or even the ‘what colour is this dress?’ scenario. The world wide web is awash with this kind of thing, and seeing ...
News Chopper catches stadium staff playing Mario Kart on the scoreboard
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We like to think we know our audience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we reckon that given half a chance, most of you blokes and blokettes would love to hook your consoles up to the biggest screen possible. It’s just co...
How many of these everyday bits of knowledge aren’t you aware of?
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General knowledge is one of those awesome kinds of intelligence that you can’t really be ‘taught’ in a traditional sense. Being well-read certainly helps, but mostly, you either learn it from experience, your mistakes...
Drunk bloke cooks his own feed at The Waffle House after finding staff asleep
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When you’ve got a belly that’s just hankering for a mad feed, there is nothing more frustrating than not being able to find a restaurant or fast food joint capable of satiating your hunger. If you’ve ever been pissed ...
A photo of an egg has beaten Kylie Jenner’s record for most Instagram likes
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Is there anything hotter than Kylie Jenner on Instagram? Well the people have spoken, and yes, yes indeed. Kylie Jenner, the social media queen has been beaten by an Egg!? That’s right, an egg. But not just any egg… ...
Bloke wearing empty beer carton on his head covers speed cameras with a tea towel
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Ever since the days of Ned Kelly, Ozzies have bloody loved a rogue who’s willing to risk it all and do battle with the forces of law and order. Sh*t, if that bloke’s got dodgy headgear on, he’s practically a legend. O...
Ozzy soccer fans dance with cops after failed flare search
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Bizarrely enough, crazed soccer fans aren’t strictly limited to the traditional locales of Europe and South America. Yeah, nah, while it may seem like a big bloody stretch, even Ozzyland has its share of excitable foo...
Comedian Nimesh Patel kicked off stage for “offensive joke”
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When Nimesh Patel was invited to a stand-up comedy event at Columbia University by the Columbia Asian American Alliance, he expected to perform his regular show to an audience that knew him, knew his schtick, and knew...
Californian bloke caught on CCTV camera licking strangers doorbell for 3 hours
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We like to think we present you with tonnes and tonnes of batsh*t crazy news stories here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but sometimes we’re forced to wonder how we ever keep up. Amongst all the animal attacks, strange punch-up...
Poor bastard discovers a sh*tload of cockroaches in old phone
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If you think you’ve heard things scuttling inside your appliances, scratching inside your walls and scurrying underneath your floorboards, but haven’t been able to locate the b*stard critters responsible, you might ju...
Sheila loses her sh*t after bloke refuses to pay for her lobster dinner and $130 bottle of wine
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At this stage of our collective evolution, we’re starting to question all sorts of traditional behaviours and cultural practices. Along the way, we’re starting to redefine what exactly equality means – and what it loo...
Ozzy news reporter trolled online for wardrobe selection
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You guys are well aware of the fact we love a good dick joke here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s not a secret. Sh*t, we prac-dick-ly pride ourselves on them. So when the internet spotted a Channel Nine wardrobe cock-up, we...
The craziest sh*t people have walked in on
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By now, the world’s come to reach a pretty simple understanding with Reddit. Basically, if you freakazoids keep your crazy sh*t over there, we’ll allow you to run amok within your confines. Mostly, this is a great arr...
