Californian bloke caught on CCTV camera licking strangers doorbell for 3 hours

We like to think we present you with tonnes and tonnes of batsh*t crazy news stories here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but sometimes we’re forced to wonder how we ever keep up. Amongst all the animal attacks, strange punch-ups and stories about flat earthers and vegans, we sometimes comes across a story that’s just so f**ken bizarre even we’re forced to shake our heads. Today, we’re talking about the guy who licked a Californian family’s doorbell for three hours before pissing on their garden and leaving…

First of all, drugs are f**ken bad. If you think they’re not, just take a look at this bloke. There can be no other reason for him to do what he’s doing. He’s so into it you’d think he was a young bloke showing his mates how he’d kiss the proverbial love-button if he ever got a chance.

Credit: Ring.com/Sylvia Dungan

Fortunately, the owners of the house – who need to disinfect the living sh*t out of that thing – weren’t home at the time of old mate’s visit, but their kids were, which adds a whole new level of creepiness to this weirdo’s antics. At about 5am they were alerted to movement outside and reviewed the images their CCTV camera picked up.

Credit: Ring.com/Sylvia Dungan

Sylvia Dungan told KION 5/46 News, “I thought, boy there’s a lot of traffic. I go, ‘5am in the morning?’ My son doesn’t get home till 6am, well then who the heck is that?”

Well, to be exact, that’s Roberto Daniel Arroyo, and he clearly thinks that doorbell is a little man in a canoe. He fair dinkum tongue-bathed that doorbell for three hours. When he was done, he took a slash in the garden and then entered some of the neighbouring yards. One of the neighbours, Alfred Santos, said, “I thought I’ve seen it all, but this takes the cake.”

It does. It really f**ken does. That’s probably why Arroyo was charged with prowling and theft. We’re not sure what he stole, but we’re guessing he can keep the doorbell.

Credit: Ring.com/Sylvia Dungan

Final thought: We mentioned this earlier, but this has to be the work of drugs. Licking the doorbell alone is f**ken bizarre behaviour, but standing there for three hours and doing gets a big call of ‘yeah, nah…’ Still, if you really want to feel gross, have a look at the way he makes eye contact with that CCTV. We hope his cellmates don’t see it, because we know what they’ll be doing.

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