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This new chilli sauce mimics the effects of a spider-bite

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We all know someone who’s a bloody chilli-pepper tough guy, we reckon that’s fair to say. What’s also fair to say is that there’s nothing better than watching those blokes finally be made to eat their words when they ...

New DNA evidence has finally revealed Jack The Ripper’s identity

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It’s probably pretty fair to say that Jack the Ripper’s ghastly f**ken murders have become folklore. The sketchy f**ker has gone so bloody long without ever being identified that it seemed like it was never gonna happ...

Here’s the inside of some cool s**t that has been cut in half

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Remember those big f**ken books of cross sections you used to be able to read in school? There was one that had, like, sketches of aeroplanes and buildings and the human body all chopped in half and labelled with all ...

Scientists reckon aliens have ‘found us’ and are ‘keeping us in a zoo’

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If in the not-too-distant past you’ve ever thought that the truth was out there, you can now rest safely in the knowledge that yeah, the truth is actually now ‘out’. And, according to some scientists it’s pretty f**ke...

This Captain America fight scene without any special effects is f**ken mint

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As things stand, there’s just no doubting the fact that when it comes to comic book movies, Marvel rules the roost. Not only do they have a few franchises kicking goals and entertaining the f**k out of viewers through...

Sheila’s ‘TIFU’ story goes viral after accidentally sending nuuuude video to workmates

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This is one of my worst bloody nightmares. I've got some questionable s**t in the deep depths of my phone, and when you're a stubbie short of a six-pack regarding technology, screwing up like this becomes a real possi...

Drag queen makes toddler’s day by rocking “Baby Shark”

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Everyone knows that despite the cliques, cultures and categories that music creates, it’s a top notch unifier and it brings people of all creeds together. In a move exemplifying that universal truth, a New Jersey drag...

Mum bloody violently ill after being on a real life p*rno set for reality TV show

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There's a new reality TV out now (like we need another bloody one, but ok) that follows five ordinary Mums on a quest to write, cast and direct a porno. Not content with the pornographic material available to their ki...

‘Gangster’ arrested with ancient gun from 1858 gets roasted by the internet

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If there’s one thing the internet provides users, it’s the security of knowing you’re just a faceless and locationless username who’s free to ridicule and mock pretty much anyone. Deadset, you might not even think the...

Morgan Freeman has dedicated his huge home to help save the existence of bees

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Pretty much everyone in the world knows that we like to imagine Morgan Freeman as the voice of God. He’s a f**ken top notch narrator and a top notch bloke to boot. As evidence of that, he’s decided that his 124 ac...

People share their worst hotel fails from their trips

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Anyone who’s ever travelled knows that hotels can get away with tonnes of dodgy s**t thanks to their no refund policies and the fact that everything’s booked and paid for online before you even arrive. The end result ...

NVIDIA’s latest AI software transforms dodgy drawings into works of f***en art

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Have you ever wished you could be as good at drawing as Bob f**en Ross? Have you ever wanted to just chill out while looking at a kickass painting and thinking to yourself, yeah, I f**ken painted that? Well, thanks to...

Bloke phones Internet provider to complain that he can’t beat his meat

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Have you blokes ever heard of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs? If you have, you’ll get the gist of this pretty quickly, but if you haven’t, it’s basically a list of the things that are essential to the human experience. U...

Sansa Stark chugs her wine on the Jumbotron like a f***en champion

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The bloody Jumbotron is one of the highlights of any sporting contest. It provides everyday people with a chance to stake their claim to fame. To do something funny, sweet, memorable or downright epic. It might be a d...

Straight bloke accidentally starts dating… another bloke

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Yeah, we know what that headline says and, ha ha, yeah, yeah, f**ken nah, it’s not bulls**t, it’s completely on the f**ken level. Well, it is on the internet, but ya know...it's as legit as you can expect. Basically, ...

Hundreds of hotel guests have been secretly filmed in South Korean hotels

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Reality TV has seen a bunch of C-List celebrities cloggin' up our tellys with their useless verbal diarrhoea over the past decade. Sometimes it's even entertaining, watching them f**k up and air their dirty secrets to...

Flat Earthers are planning an expedition to the edge of the world

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You’ve seen the memes, you’ve read the roasts and you’ve enjoyed the hype, but now it’s finally come time for the Flat Earth Movement to do something they could have done ages and ages ago. Yeah, deadset, they’ve fina...

Bloke conducts experiment to work out what the f*** the dials on ya toaster mean

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It doesn’t matter where you’re from or what you believe, there’s always going to be at least one thing that can bind humans from all over the globe for the common good. We reckon a mad feed could probably have a fair ...

Latest Fleshlight product is a game changer

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Welcome to the future lads. A new product from Fleshlight is setting the gold standard in self-care for your c**k, along with a rippin’ video advertisement to boot. The Ad follows the adventures of Capt. Jack Doff as ...

F*** off big muscular monkey spotted at Zoo

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You’re all probably aware that the world had to say goodbye to Roger the Buff Kangaroo recently. It was a sad moment, and we’ll always remember the mad rooter fondly. He was big, he was buff and he was cranky as f**k....