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Bloke reckons he’s found the Aussie “Yowie” Bigfoot
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The bigfoot! The sasquatch! The abominable f**ken snowman! You’ve probably heard of these famous bloody cryptids. Most people have. What you might not realise is that we’ve got our own version here in Ozzyland. Nah, y...
F*cken legend saves dogs from certain death in hurricane florence floodwaters
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We’ve mentioned before that flooding is a f**ken nasty business. When those waters come rushing in, sweeping all before them and destroying houses and homes; the helicopters fly overhead to rescue the lucky ones, and ...
Your relationship is making you fat: it’s science
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Those of you who are all loved up, and have been for a while, may have noticed there’s a little more cushion for the pushin’ lately. Even if you’re not – and are still so skinny dudes can smell the sh*t through your r...
Biggest ever bath-bomb chucked into swimming pool
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G’day, blokes and blokettes, how ya bloody doing ya big bloody dickheads? We’ve had a long, hard day at work here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we need a nice relaxing soak in some nice relaxing bath salts, to help gee us ...
Weatherman Busted Faking The Winds From Florence
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During a f**ked up storm like Florence, you wanna make sure you’re not putting yourself in harm’s way, you’re only venturing outside when you really have to, and you’re taking care of you and your own. It’s easy to do...
Elderly Slayer Fan Experiences First Mosh Pit – From Her Wheelchair!
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Whether or not you’re into your metal, there’s a good chance you’ve heard of the band Slayer. As one of the true iconic veterans of the genre, they’ve sold millions of records, inspired countless imitators, and even h...
This is how you rock: watch a punk singer catch a flying beer and down it!
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The facts are in and live music is widely recognised as being ‘pretty f**ken good’. Not only does a live gig present you with the opportunity to watch bands rock the f**k out on a live stage, it also presents you with...
Fed up cyclist attaches air-horn to bike to get pedestrians to move out of the way
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Everyone knows there are loads of benefits to riding a bike as a mode of transport. Obviously, you save money on fuel, it’s great for your health, the environment appreciates it, and you help eliminate at least a litt...
Trump’s double fist-pump has become a photoshopped meme
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One of the things we notice when we’re reading the comments on Ozzy Man’s Facebook page is that it doesn’t matter what the topic is, some of you guys find a way to bring Trump into it. And yeah, we know, everything th...
Pregnant woman finds dead rat in soup, restaurant offers to pay for abortion
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Eating out is one of those things that’s no longer ‘just for special occasions’. It’s a bona fide part of life. Grocery shopping sucks balls, cooking takes time, and really, f**k that sh*t. With tonnes of great food e...
Van hurtles straight into roundabout like a f*cken game of Mario Kart
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Throughout our recent history, people have searched for ways to fly. Ways to reach the heavens. Ways to reach for the sky, leave the ground behind, and say “Seeya later, bitches, I’m a f**ken duck now and it’s high ti...
People asked what experiments they would perform regardless of ethical or legal barriers
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Depending on your level of familiarity with Reddit, you may be aware of its dual potential for enlightenment and f**ked up conversations that really make you question your faith in humanity. That’s probably because it...
Mark Wahlberg’s daily routine is f*cken outrageous
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From the outside looking in, it’s pretty f**ken easy to talk sh*t about celebrities and their routines. After all, these lucky lotto-winning b*stards have all the free time and money in the world to pump iron, eat sup...
What happens when you hold in your farts
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Fresh from our recent article exploring all the ways you can crop-dust the missus – or at least rip some material without her knowing what you’re up to – we’ve got some news that you might be able to use to get you ou...
The Internet has roasted Lindsay Lohan’s dance moves and spawned a new viral challenge
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Oi f**k ya, quit the Dele Alli Challenge, piss off with the Keke Challenge, and get with the f**ken program. All the cool cats are now trying to master the latest awesome – and completely worthwhile – personal challen...
Bloke builds his own flying drone car after getting the sh*ts with traffic
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Traffic is a f**ken son of a bitch. You’d be hard pressed to find a feeling more disappointing than the one that sinks to your gut after you turn onto the highway and realise you’re now sitting in traffic. Of course, ...
Bloke jumps into the water to catch unhooked fish with his bare hands
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Mate, if there’s one thing you can’t take away from mankind, it’s the fact that although we might have diversified into a beautiful and multifarious race of couch potatoes, vegans, vegetarians, gourmands, and opportun...
Satanic letter written by possessed nun has been decoded
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Fark, cobbers, get your rosary beads, holy water and crucifixes ready, because this story is all about that creepy demonic sh*t! That’s right, with The Nun scaring the bejesus out of cinema-goers; we’ve come across th...
The Great Barrier Reef is showing “significant signs of recovery”
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As you probably know, the Great Barrier Reef – so called because it’s a barrier reef and it’s f**ken great – has been royally shafted by coral bleaching over the last few years. As annual temperatures have tended to r...
The Bellyflop Championship is the best f*cken sport on the planet
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Ooh yeah, ladies and gents, sheilas and wankers, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re feeling like something of an armchair sportsman (or lady) (or whatever), because footage of the highly anticipated belly-flop cham...
