Ozzy Man
Jason Momoa goes viral calling out blokes who cut shark’s tail off for a joke
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We talk loads of s**t and laugh at loads of stuff we probably shouldn’t here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but even we’ve got standards. Matter of fact, one of the lines we draw is right around animal cruelty. There’s really n...
Bloke stakes out local pizza shop to investigate accuracy of “Domino’s Tracker”
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The world has many unsolved mysteries. We don't always know how things work behind the scenes, and we can sometimes be completely shocked by how little we actually know in the universe. Thankfully there are people...
Model streaks at Champions League to advertise boyfriend’s adult website
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Running your own business in the age of social media can be bloody tough. We've got so much information getting thrown at us, the internet is f**ken saturated with heaps of people just tryin' to have a crack and promo...
Turns out everyone has the same freckle and they’re freaking out
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Before we get started with this one, we’ve gotta tell ya that here in Oz, it’s not unusual to refer to a butthole as a freckle, so yeah, we really bloody hope they’re all in the same place. I mean, we know a lot of yo...
A bunch of mind boggling sh*t that looks completely like other sh*t
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As you’re probably aware, the world’s a bloody bewdiful place that’s choc-a-block with mysteries, puzzles and f**ken mind-benders. Amongst all that, we’re often forced to wonder exactly what something is – particularl...
Sheila demonstrates how to work out like an Instagram influencer
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Correct us if we’re f**ken wrong, but we’ve chatted about some of the bulls**t that goes into the whole image side of being an Instagram ‘influencer’ a few times recently. If you’re not exactly sure when we’re talking...
You can now buy huge f**ken bags of pure marshmallow cereal online
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Depending on whereabouts in the world you call home, you’ll be familiar with different kinds of cereals. Judging from what we’ve seen on television and from brief trips to the supermarket when visiting, you f**kers in...
Entitled charity worker fails to understand basic maths and loses $6000 worth of equipment
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If you think that being a good bloke can be pretty tiring, you oughtta try being a good bloke who has to work with stupid people. As Abs Delfuego, the owner of a small business that makes arcade machine cases, will te...
Bloke demands girlfriend takes dump in front of him to prove she isn’t cheating
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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful dickheads. Let’s talk about gender stereotypes. Despite some obvious physiological differences between the sexes, we all know that generally speaking stereotypes are a bad thing. And, to ...
Group of cyclists go tumbling after ute overtakes and brakes, the Internet is divided
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We love to give everyone a fair tug of the turkey here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but some blokes and blokettes don’t help themselves. Obviously, cyclists are right in the midst of that group. Personally, we think the idea ...
Bloke in his undies jumps into freezing cold lake to save deer
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Loads of old folk tales feature blokes helping out deer who’ve got themselves trapped on s**t creek in a barbed wire canoe. Usually, those blokes find themselves being rewarded in some awesome way. If there is any tru...
This stunning treehouse in Bali is a bloody bargain for just $50 per night
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It’s no bloody secret that plenty of Ozzies love Bali. F**k, you could even say they love it long time! Every year, many celebrating school graduates head there to get f**ked up on cheap piss and swindled by a dodgy l...
The first pictures of the $A1.4 billion Star Wars attraction have emerged
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Bloody Star Wars is easily one of the most beloved film franchises in existence. Its biggest fans aren’t just bloody keen on it, they’re full on f**ken crazy about it, and, to be fair, even a casual fan of the movies ...
Battery experiment proves how f**ked your insides are if swallowed
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Rightio, mums and dads, it’s time for one of Ozzy Man Reviews' lessons in parenting. As you know, kids are pretty bloody stupid. Now, don’t get offended at that. It’s just a fact. Even a smart kid is pretty f**ken dum...
Navy pilots have been reporting UFO sightings on a ‘daily basis’
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F**ken UFOs are an interesting phenomenon if there ever was one. Some blokes and blokettes would swear blind that these bloody things are interplanetary visitors here to mutilate cows and probe anuses. Others reckon t...
Dirt biker misjudges the terrain and accidentally launches himself off a 40-foot cliff
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Homer Simpson’s epic double face-plant down a cliff-face is one of the iconic moments of 90s comedy. It’s one we’ve all seen f**ken dozens of times, and we’ve all bloody laughed at it. At the risk of sounding like Cap...
This bloke makes throwing and catching a boomerang look like a thing of beauty!
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We’re not gonna bulls**t you, we know that in many circles boomerangs are f**ken synonymous with Ozzyland. Our tourist shops are full of the c**ts, they feature pretty heavily in images showing the Ozzy stereotype and...
Blokes desperate to grow beards claim to have found a remedy for patchy face hair!
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It’s no secret; the blokes out there who can’t sprout a manly beard are fair dinkum inferior to those of us who can. Even science reckons those dudes aren’t as healthy or handsome as bearded f**kers, so it’s no surpri...
Bloke fakes pictures in bed to hide night out from the missus, goes viral and backfires
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As the sayin' goes "When the cat's away, the mice will play" and nothing truer can be said when ya significant other heads outta town for a couple of days. Some squirrels will stay in, sprawl out on the couch scratchi...
TV Reporter accidentally exposes Kung Fu ‘master’ on live television
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Most of us are pretty bloody aware that showbiz and the world of entertainment is full of smoke, mirrors, trickery and bulls**t. It’s one of those things we’ve just sort of come to accept, but when someone’s making ou...
