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Poachers eaten alive by lions after illegally breaking in to target rhinos
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You know we f**ken love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews, so it’s with great ‘sadness’ that we inform you of the terrible circumstances that befell a group of poachers in South Africa earlier this week: the c**ts wer...
The Internet is shutting down anti-vaxxers one by one
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If there’s one thing that makes me happy on the internet, it’s watching anti-vaxxers being smacked down by people who actually know what they’re talking about. In a world where people are free to spill whatever bullsh...
Manager sacked over cruel text messages to employee whose son was on life support
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If any part of you is a decent person, you’ll know that when someone you work with is doing it rough, particularly if one of their loved ones or family members is in a bad way, you help ‘em out by doing a little extra...
Elephant rushes to the rescue of his caregiver after he’s “attacked”
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Elephants are f**ken majestic bastards. Despite their behemoth size, they're well known for their intelligence, their ability to build strong emotional bonds, and their ability to stick up for their mates when some pr...
NASA preparing 17-year-old girl to become first human to reach Mars
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I’m not sure about you wankers, but when I was seventeen my usefulness to the human race was pretty bloody limited. I’m sure you can relate. After all, most seventeen-year-olds are just big kids in what’s sort of star...
Students surprise broke as f**k teacher who’s been sleeping in his classroom
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I’m not gonna f**ken lie to ya, teaching is a profession near and dear to my heart, so when I see that some poor b*stard in Brazil has effectively been squeezed out of three months’ worth of pay by his bosses but stil...
Sheila finds out her boyfriend is cheating thanks to takeaway delivery guy
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Damn! Imagine thinking you’re getting away with one on the side only to get stitched up by a delivery driver. F**k me sideways. Talk about a Days of Our Lives plot-twist. Anyway, that exact scenario happened to one do...
Someone drew a penis so big it can be seen from space
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Anyone bloke who’s ever been to school has drawn a mighty schlong in someone else’s notepad. F**k, anyone who’s had a mate leave his or her notepad unguarded for as long as it takes to sketch a badly rendered beaver b...
‘Dead’ woman found alive in morgue fridge
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For some, the thought of being surrounded by dead bodies is a real fear. It’s even got a name: Necrophobia. Yep, for some reason, the idea of looking around a room and seeing nothing but lifeless corpses, toe-tagged a...
Tupac murder suspect confesses further involvement after being diagnosed with cancer
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The death of hip-hop legend, Tupac, is one of the most infamous events in the history of not just hip-hop itself, but music in general. It’s been the subject of a fair few documentaries over the years, and loads of al...
Jim Carrey to play Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog movie
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It might not feel like it, but it’s been twenty-seven years since Sonic the bloody Hedgehog came hurtling out of the blocks and into our lives. The speedy little blue b*stard has pretty much been an eternal fixture of...
You can now buy beer made from vaginas
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Let’s not beat around the bush. You’ve read the headline and you know what the story’s about. Beer, meet vagina. Vagina, meet beer. Yeah, if you’ve ever been sitting back, sipping on a stubby on a Friday afternoon and...
Dodgy bloke’s ‘crash for cash’ insurance scam backfires
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The dawn of the dashcam has been a bloody good thing hasn’t it. Not only has it provided internet users with hours upon hours of unbridled hilarity (and a few WTF moments), it’s also protected heaps of people like the...
Mike Tyson on Brad Pitt – “I walked in and he was banging my wife”
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We’ve had a bit of a yarn on here before about Iron Mike Tyson and the fact that he’s one tough b*stard. As far as guys you don’t want to be punched in the f**ken head go, Tyson’s right up there. In fact, I’m pretty s...
Someone has found more pictures of the girl from the “distracted boyfriend” meme
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G’day guys, girls and wankers. How ya going today? Now, I’m gonna lay it all on the line and guess that you’ve probably seen the ‘Distracted Boyfriend’ meme at some stage in the past year. It’s as common as the Queen ...
Stunning photos of Doctor passed out on the floor after performing 5 operations in 28 hours
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I’m pretty sure we’ve all felt the urge to sneak a cheeky kip at work in the past, but I’m also pretty certain most of us are a little bit less deserving than the Chinese doctor who’s gone viral. Luo Heng, the bloke i...
Jet fighter does salt bae impressions after bombing ISIS
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Bloody memes are great aren’t they? Whether you’re sharing them on your Facebook account, printing them out for the office notice board or replicating them when you drop bombs on wankers from ISIS, they’re always ther...
Diego the randy tortoise has f**ked so much he’s single-handedly saved his entire species
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Bloody shell! Talk about a monumental claim to fame. Diego is a type of Galapagos Tortoise known by scientific wankers everywhere as Chelonoidis hoodensis. Found only in the wild on the Island of Espanola, the species...
Man pays off mortgage after winning on one cent bet
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In a headshakingly humongous slice of blind luck, cheeky pommy b**tard Derek Marsden has had a f**ken screamer with his Goliath accumulator bet. Laying down just one penny, his series of wins left him needing a bloody...
Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold
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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...
