Sheila takes “masturbation breaks” at work to help relieve stress
We’ve all had those days when ya feel completely f**cked on at work. Stress, deadlines, time constraints and bosses that think their s**t don’t stink can all contribute to a crap day at the office. You can be forgiven for hanging out for ya a coffee break, where you can sneak out for a cheeky dart, grab a feed or have a yarn with a mate for a few minutes. Somedays, it’s the only thing getting ya through.
But have any of you Sheila’s had an intimate visit with ya safety deposit box at work?
The editor at She Said, Nadia Bokody, reckons this a legit stress fighting activity; and it beats the hell outta waiting in line for a lukewarm latte at the cafe next door.
Nadia, who works as a Sex Columnist said:
“When other colleagues are busy self-indulgently puffing on their cinnamon vapes and making trips to Starbucks to wait in line for 10 minutes for their pumpkin lattes, I’m rubbing one out.”
Crikey! Now there’s a sheila that doesn’t beat around the…ah, bush.
Nadia went on to say:
“If it’s lunch time, I’ll head home for a quick dalliance with my vibrator (perks of living walking distance from the office), but on the odd occasion I can’t wait that long, I’ll pop into the restroom, throw in my headphones, and silently surf some RedTube until my stresses are eased.
I wonder if ya can use company WIFI for your porn requirements?
As a “work-related” expense, ya reckon it would be tax deductible too ay?
For Nadia, the advantages of a mid-week work wank are pretty much instant.
“Fifteen minutes later, I’ll reemerge brighter and more focused, ready to tackle whatever the rest of the day throws at me.”
Nadia reckons this ain’t a new concept either… A survey run by the crew at Hot Octopuss found that a whoppin’ 40% of employees have taken a self-guided tour around their ugly bits while on the clock. F**ken brilliant.
Nadia makes a bloody good point, there’s nothing quite like the relaxing vibe that comes from ‘auditioning ya finger puppet’s.’
And she reckons you’re entitled to do whatever ya like on your scheduled break, and for Nadia if that means paddling her pink canoe rather than grabbing an overpriced iced coffee and making small talk with the f**k-knuckle in accounts, good on ya.
Feature Image via Instagram @nadiabokody