Pornhub launches “Dirtiest porn ever” to help clean up the oceans

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Pornhub launches “Dirtiest porn ever” to help clean up the oceans

You’d have to be camping under an empty chip packet to not know about the epic trash epidemic facing the globe. Did you know that environmentalists are expecting the amount of crap in the ocean to outweigh the amount of bloody fish by 2050? Georgia University reported that 18 billion pounds of plastic ends up in the oceans every year, and that’s scary AF.

We’ve seen our mates at Pornhub ‘rise’ to the occasion before, and ‘get behind’ environmental causes. Remember the honey bees? But this time they are turning our attention to the world’s filthiest beaches.

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The new clips shows amateur couple Leolulu getting down in the sand surrounded by discarded rubbish and piles of plastic. Their time together burping the worm in the mole hole is briefly disrupted by a crew in hazmat suits sporting the Pornhub logo, picking up s**t in attempt to clean up the beach.

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The V.P of Pornhub Corey Price, told LADbible:

“We’re dirty here at Pornhub but that doesn’t mean our beaches need to be.”

 

Pornhub is gonna chip in a donation to Ocean Polymers. This crew is a nonprofit group that funds boats and ships out into the sea, picking up plastics from the ocean that can be recycled. Let’s hope the amount of horny humans checking our Pornhub will convert into more cash than they can poke a stick at.

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Heather Wigglesworth, executive director of Ocean Polymers, seems pumped that Pornhub is shining a light on the world’s dirtiest plastic secret.

“This a brand with significant global reach, spanning all demographics”

Shhh… just don’t tell Wigglesworth that that 75% of Pornhub viewers are male and 30% are between the ages of 18 and 24. Yeah, nah. Not quite all demographics, but close enough ay.

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Final Thought:

Check this s**t out.

  • 100,000 marine animals die every year from being f**ked up in plastic bags. This is the number of poor buggers that are actually found and recorded. It doesn’t take into account the ones that aren’t found or decompose before they’re recorded.
  • S**t tons of fish ingest plastic; approx. two-thirds of all fish have plastic in their stomachs. That plastic leaches chemicals into the flesh of the fish. Think about that next time you’re smashing some beers and fish tacos.
  • There are 200 known areas that the blokes and sheilas in white coats have declared as “dead zones.” This is because there is so much crap, marine pollution and toxicity means nothing grows there.

Get on Pornhub and help the environment FFS, before we all end up having to pull the bishop surrounded by bloody landfill.

H/T: News.com & PornHub