‘Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere’ adult film parody is bloody gold

When it comes to Games of Thrones, I reckon there’s only two real categories you can fall into. You either think it’s one of the greatest television triumphs in the last decade, OR when the subject comes up, you’ll tell everyone who’ll listen that you haven’t watched a single episode with some sort of misdirected pride that I don’t bloody understand.

It’s no secret here at OzzyMan, we are die hard GoT fans. And to help us fill the giant Tormund shaped hole in our hearts that was left when the show pulled up stumps, is a new porn parody by Woodrocket.

So let’s head down to Westerass and take a little Bo Peep.

Buckle up mates, cause all your favourite characters are back!

Sansa and Ayra are still rocking some serious girl power vibes. Jon ‘Blow’, ‘BigFinger’  and the huge army “White Wankers” also make an appearance.

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Dani is still thirsty AF for her nephew, but cleans it up for the porn version but referring to Jon Blow as her STEP nephew. Dani’s a dirty dirty girl, but she’s got standards.

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The Night King enters the game. Riding on his dodgy dragon puppet I should add. And when the stress of the war becomes a bit too much, he can be seen polishing his icicle behind a sticky wall.

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But if there’s one sticking point for me in the original show, it’s that Tormund and his “big woman” Brienne of Tarth never hooked up…..

Yeah, nah it looks like (w)Hormond might get another chance to taste giant’s breast milk in this perverted GoT version, but I can’t be sure.

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This is not the first rodeo for the clever cats at Woodrocket. Over the years, they’ve given us such pearlers as Jurassic Wood: Swollen DingDong and some LEGO themed smut that rob’s the harmless toy bricks of their innocence.

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Just like GoT fans waited a bloody eternity for the final season, it’s been 5 long years since Woodrocket did their original porn parody on the famous TV series. If you’re after a bit of nostalgia, you can check it out here.

In a press release, Woodrocket said:

“This sequel is so dirty it makes the first parody embarrassed by its lack of hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, giant-genital’d Wildings, and magical step-relative banging, “Who will survive this raunchy penetration-filled medieval fantasy when the White Wankers bust through The Peter North Wall!?! Find out, in Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere.”

Final Thought:

Love or hate GoT, you gotta appreciate a good pun and some self deprecating humour for what it is ay, and it’s funny AF.  The blokes and sheila’s at Woodrocket take some potshots at the porn industry as a whole and it’s cool they don’t take ’emselves too bloody seriously, they’re  just trying to give every a laugh ay, so good on ’em.

H/T: Vice & Woodrocket via YouTube