Hang glider cheats death after realising harness was not attached
The internet is awash with folks who’ve come a solid f**ken cropper while they’re enjoying a dose of extreme sports, trying to get tricky in a silly spot or wrecking themselves while they’re enjoying their recreation time. Sometimes, the results are real bad and the dudes involved go straight to Destination F**ked, but sometimes the results are…well, they’re still pretty f**ken bad despite the fact these folks have survived the catastrophe and cheated death. This is one of those occasions.
No doubt you’ve heard of the fight or flight response. This is the natural reaction to a dangerous situation. You either get a solid dose of adrenaline, puff your chest up and f**ken soldier on, or you get a solid dose of adrenaline, channel it straight to the legs and f**ken run!
Well, Chris Gursky had just started his holiday in Switzerland and was in mid-air when he realised his sh*tuation had just gotten f**ken real. This dude had decided he was going hang-gliding. If you watch the video, you’ll notice that when the hang glider takes off, old mate isn’t strapped in.
Cue a f**ken terrifying couple of minutes where he’s quite literally fighting for his life as the hang glider soars through the air. Making things worse, the guide is doing what he can to get the hang glider to safety, but ‘what he can’ basically looks like ‘hang on to the c**t and hope he doesn’t fall to his death!’
This is a proper life or death experience. You can watch the video to see exactly how intense the next few moments are for Gursky, but there are a few instances that’d make even the toughest little soldier drop a bollock, sh*t broken glass, and scream for their mum. Anyone who says otherwise is full of sh*t.
When he finally makes it to safety, he doesn’t get away without injury, as he explains in the video. You’ll have to watch it to see exactly how badly he got f**ked up.
Final thought: How Gursky didn’t take 200 dollary-doos and go straight to Destination F**ked, we’ll never know. Somehow the bastard sailed right over and managed to get to Destination Not-Quite-So-F**ked. Lucky bugger ought to buy a lotto ticket.
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