Bloke has a f*cken 25 year old cyst popped

Ladies, wankers, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re good and you’re ready to see some gross as f**k sh*t. Yeah, nah, I hope you haven’t eaten. I hope you’re not squeamish. I hope you’re not a big fan of cream cheese. This is one of those gross videos that – for some really f**ked up reason – seem to be really popular on the internets.

Man, I’m pretty sure I’ve said it before, and there’s not really much doubt I’ll say it again, but if you’ve clicked through to this page, there’s a bloody good chance you’re not yet corrupt, defiled, or weird as hell. There’s a chance you’re only curious. If that’s you, do yourself a favour and stop. Hit the back button. Once you see this there’s no unseeing it.

Credit: Kerry Andrews

If you’re already as corrupt as they come. As down with gross bodily secretions as the title suggests you need to be to enjoy this one, welcome. You’ve come to the right place. Unfortunately for you, we don’t have smell-o-vision to really immerse you in the feral grossness you’d get from seeing this thing in real life, but if you get yourself some curdled milk and breathe deeply while you watch the rot, you’ll no doubt be halfway there. While this thing may look like toothpaste, that’s where the resemblance ends.

Credit: Kerry Andrews

Apparently, this bloke’s cyst is 25 years old. That’s probably older than plenty of you young whippersnappers. Once upon a time, back when the government would cover the cost of cyst-popping through the national healthcare scheme, this bloke had his cyst drained. Since then…well, it’s swollen back up and having it removed professionally would be a ‘cosmetic’ procedure.

With that in mind, Dave, the owner of the disgusting ball of pus, has his daughter lance the bloody thing. There’s so much, it even ends up on the floor. Quality.

Credit: Kerry Andrews

Final thought: You know, not everything needs to be posted online. If you’ve got a gross as fuck cyst, boil, goiter, pimple or ingrown hair, get it seen to and keep it to yourself. Please. You’ll have to excuse me while I go and puke my dinner up now.

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H/T: 9Gag.