Giant snake is caught on video ringing a doorbell
We all know that it’s just bad form to rock up at someone’s house unannounced in this day and age, and to be quite honest, we reckon that’s fair enough. Given the propensity of mobile phones, messenger apps and social media, you’d have to be trying pretty hard to rock up without warning in the first place. Unfortunately, for one family in Converse, Texas, no one’s told the bloody wildlife…
So, for the second time in quick succession, we’re heading to Texas. This time we’re going to Converse, which, if our geography serves us right, is just outside of San Antonio. We’re now, ironically enough, rocking up unannounced to the household of Belinda Muniz.
Just the other night, Belinda was woken up at 1am by a pretty bloody dodgy visitor. And, oh yeah, you’d better believe the prick was in a terribly legless state when he rang the doorbell. Before we go on, picture yourself in that scenario…
You’re chilling in bed and having a bloody good snooze when the doorbell rings, Obviously, that’s gonna wake you up and leave you looking at the rest of the family and asking, “Have any of you dickheads invited anyone over?”
Once, she got the big yeah, nah, Belinda decided to check the security footage to see just what kind of dunce has decided to arrive unannounced. Being Texas, we also like to imagine she’s gone to see if she needs her gun or not. So, yeah, let’s just assume that, shall we?
“We checked our Ring, and it was a snake,” Muniz said. Obviously, lots of people are a bit scared of snakes, but we reckon that as long as they’re not enticing you to eat an apple or chowing down on one of your chooks, they’re not that bad. Belinda seems to think they’re all right too. “You just never expect a snake to ring your doorbell,” she said.
Too bloody right, Belinda. We agree.
Final thought: Apart from being a bit inconvenient with its timing, we reckon this friendly little bewdy was just trying to say g’day. Besides, it’s not like he has fingers to send a quick message and let everyone know he’s coming over. What would you blokes and sheilas have done in Bel’s place?
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