WWE in uproar over star forcing used tampon down rival’s throat
Bloody wrestling has got to be one of the most entertaining pseudo-sports out there. You’ve got the ongoing conflicts between rival factions, grudge matches between former tag-team partners, love triangles, people getting skittled by steel chairs, magic urns and f**ken dropkicks. Deadset, what’s not to like about all that? When you add the fact that in recent years, WWE has really embraced having female wrestlers play an important part, you’ve got to give them credit. Especially when you consider they’re now even letting the sheilas play the part of the heel.
If you don’t know what a heel is in wrestling, prepare to get suplexed by some mother**ken schooling, ya big beautiful legends. A heel is a wrestler who specialises in playing the ‘villain’ role. In the WWE that can be a pretty f**ken special position.
WWE’s heels are known to be over the bloody top, but holy sh*tballs, don’t they know how to make the crowd hate them. Remember Doink the f**ken Clown? Papa Shango? Bam Bam Bigelow? I’m showing my age, but if you didn’t hate the antics of those filthy pricks, they’d failed at their job.
Having said that, though, their antics are nothing compared to those recently put on display by female wrestler Priscilla Kelly. This chick fair dinkum, magically whipped a tampon out of her wizard’s sleeve and stuffed it down an opponent’s throat. Sure, Doink used to rub his groin with a towel, but fark me sideways! A tampon! A real, fresh-from-the-fishmonger-tampon!
Yeah, nah, that’s f**ked. You can watch the video down below if you’ve got the stomach for it, but the stunt which was performed by Priscella Kelly, who competed in WWE’s Mae Young Classic last year, has left many of wrestling’s big personalities in hysterics.
WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross called the stunt embarrassing. The Road Dogg Jesse James went further. “This stuff is the reason some people despise our industry. It’s got nothing to do with ‘taking life seriously’ it’s about dignity and a personal pride. She obviously has none!”
Harsh words from these guys, but Kelly is having none of it. She reckons these old dudes are only pissed because it involves a vagina and not a penis. “A penis is funny and awesome. A vagina is disgusting and trashy. #Equality?” she wrote on Twitter.
You can watch the sordid manoeuvre in the video down below. Let us know what you think of this move in the Facebook comments!
Final thought: Yeah, straight up, this is a pretty hard move to get behind. We know it’s for entertainment purposes, but can we please try to stick to hitting people with a two-by-four and confronting them with a snake instead?
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