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Sheila with extreme cheek-fillers reckons she’s getting more blokes than ever before
You’ve probably heard it said around the traps that blokes love a bird with a bit of cheek. While we’ve never been sure of the accuracy of that statement, one sheila who reckons it’s f**ken spot on is a Ukrainian sheila who’s taken the turn of phrase to heart. Deadset, when you have a look at this chick’s cheeks, you’ll see what we mean, but she reckons the end result is a massive contributor to her new luck with the fellas.
For this one, we’re having a squiz at the extreme cheek-fillers on Ukrainian sheila, Anastasiia Pokreshchuk. Like the f**ken king of garlic sauce-filled crumbed chicken, she’s from Kiev. Just like the tasty dish, her cheeks are filled with s**t.
Yeah, nah, one look at ‘em and you’ll see that they’re pretty f**ken out there. Deadset, imagine how much your aunt would love to pinch those. She could get a proper handful.
Anyway, let’s have a look at what Anastasiia has to say for herself. “Of course I have more attention with my filler, romantic also. But it’s not to do with my cheeks – it’s because I have become more confident.”
She’s not sure her mum would agree with her, but she bloody loves ‘em. “My mom thinks this is a little bit crazy, but what can she do. No regrets, never any regrets, I’m happy with my cheeks.”
Get this, though, when she appeared on Britain’s This Morning program, a doctor told her, “There’s a reason why injectable fillers are administered by experienced practitioners, there’s a huge amount of skill and knowledge required.”
Obviously, though, this is 2020. People haven’t been listening to experts all year, so there’s no reason for Anastasiia to start now. She’s convinced she’s not doing herself any harm. “I am learning online. I was worried, but I love this.”
Final thought: Look, we wanna know what you blokes and blokettes think. We’ll be honest, it’s not for us, but maybe we’re wrong. Let us know in the comments section.
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